mrblifil

mrblifil

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1 week ago @ Wonkette - Social Security Admini... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hmmm...there's a couple tobacco companies who problly withheld a bunch of moneez in labor and salary and whatnot, goin' a-wayback a mite. CHA-CHING IRS! Make it RAIN!

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Hillary Clinton, A 66-... · 0 replies · +2 points

Sounds like security's doing a great job.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Special Prosecutors Di... · 1 reply · +7 points

I'll bet he wore a butt plug every day he was in the courtroom.

5 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All-White-Bro Venture ... · 0 replies · +5 points

Using the words "artisan" and "artisinal" is simply a ploy to get laid.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Come Watch Jimmy Kimme... · 0 replies · +5 points

Where were Clooney and Damon? Spending time with family? And why didn't McConaughey shout out to Soderbergh who basically salvaged his career? More importantly why am I spending more than five seconds worrying about the travails of any of these people?

7 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DC Tea Partiers Exerci... · 2 replies · +29 points

He's riiiight on the line. Because any dude who got to fuck Marilyn is someone you want in your frat.

7 weeks ago @ Wonkette - DC Tea Partiers Exerci... · 2 replies · +23 points

OHMIGOD Reagan is fucking Washington in the ass and they are both LOVING IT.

7 weeks ago @ Wonkette - All These White Dudes ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Let them eat Penis Cakes! Absent that they may simply commence the eating of penises.

7 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Literally Everyone Is ... · 0 replies · +15 points

48 my ass.

8 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Charles Krauthammer Ha... · 3 replies · +8 points

No my petard is not hoisted. It's the petard (the explosive charge) that does the hoisting, and as Hamlet was pointing out, his enemies were stupid because they were blown up by their own explosive charges (hoist by their own petard). YOU CAN'T HOIST A PETARD PEOPLE BRUSH UP YR SHAKSPER!!!1!!