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Hmmm...there's a couple tobacco companies who problly withheld a bunch of moneez in labor and salary and whatnot, goin' a-wayback a mite. CHA-CHING IRS! Make it RAIN!
Sounds like security's doing a great job.
I'll bet he wore a butt plug every day he was in the courtroom.
Using the words "artisan" and "artisinal" is simply a ploy to get laid.
Where were Clooney and Damon? Spending time with family? And why didn't McConaughey shout out to Soderbergh who basically salvaged his career? More importantly why am I spending more than five seconds worrying about the travails of any of these people?
He's riiiight on the line. Because any dude who got to fuck Marilyn is someone you want in your frat.
OHMIGOD Reagan is fucking Washington in the ass and they are both LOVING IT.
Let them eat Penis Cakes! Absent that they may simply commence the eating of penises.
No my petard is not hoisted. It's the petard (the explosive charge) that does the hoisting, and as Hamlet was pointing out, his enemies were stupid because they were blown up by their own explosive charges (hoist by their own petard). YOU CAN'T HOIST A PETARD PEOPLE BRUSH UP YR SHAKSPER!!!1!!