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Those Catholic Sistas are some freewheelin' broads. You should see their Strawberry-Mango Margarita recipe! Wild and crazy gals, they are!
Because to conservatives only theoretical things are real. Practicality or reality comes into their thinking at no point.
I'm a catholic raised gay man, who rather despises the church. I actually laughed when I read that, but I was imagining it read very flippantly and sarcastically - as Liberace might have read it.
Just bust in and chant "SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP." over and over?
I like the old Bill Hicks quote ... "I, ah...this abortion issue in the States is dividing the country right in half. You know, and even amongst my friends - we're all highly intelligent - they're totally divided on the issue of abortion. Totally divided. Some of my friends think these pro-life people are just annoying idiots. Other of my friends think these pro-life people are evil fucks. How are we gonna have a consensus? I'm torn. I try and take the broad view and think of them as evil, annoying fucks."
The first time I saw that was the "I'm sorry, world!" cards people held up with their pictures after Bush got elected a second time. It made some sense, because everyone was saying the same thing, so it had an effect seeing so many different people's pictures all holding more or less the same card. Obviously this point is beyond the Catholic Sistas, who just like holding cards and looking stupid.
Well, fertility is a woman's superpower ... YA BURNT, FEMENAZI!!!!11!!1
If it helps any they're all coalescing into one huge conspiracy religion. I heard someone work bigfoot into a New World Order thing the other day. And the lizard people were incorporated into the NWO a long time ago. But then someday when it's all one official cluster fuck at least we'll be able to chide wingnuts for being "cafeteria conspiracists"