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1 day ago @ Wonkette - It's Labor Day (In Cas... · 0 replies · +8 points

Good news everyone! John Oliver stole our "Dear Shit for Brains" segment

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Kirk Cameron's War On ... · 0 replies · +9 points

My, the years have not been kind.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Kirk Cameron's War On ... · 0 replies · +8 points

A weak effort for their side. We already told a 9 year old to never pray again in class and sent her to an ISIS training camp. How are they going to match that?

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Real Mad O... · 0 replies · +19 points

The FEMA Camps will not be complete until they have a Palin sentence diagramming chamber.

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Ben Shapiro Just Doesn... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hey everyone, the East German judge gave Ben's essay a 4.34!

4 days ago @ Wonkette - Sen. Kay Hagan's Oppon... · 0 replies · +9 points

I think we'll be seeing a lot of faux medieval names in the next few years ... there will be a lot of Tywins, Tyrions, Circes, and all the other dumb names. It's stupid, but it beats "Jonathynne" or "Mmmary"

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Oh Good, Now All The P... · 0 replies · +2 points

This would be a lot easier if the rape and death paths did not intersect at the death train. If it was just rape - legitimate rape - a little aspirin is all they'd need.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Pennsylvania Gov Wants... · 0 replies · +2 points

OK time for the "diagram this fucking sentence" challenge:

“I think a lot of people want to be able to walk into a grocery store, particularly, a lot of the women, want to go and buy a bottle of wine for dinner, go down, buy a 6 pack or two 6 packs, buy dinner and go home rather than what I described as 3 stops in Pennsylvania.”

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Fox News Demands Putin... · 0 replies · +2 points

"Nice = Death"? Isn't that OUR slogan?

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Nine-Year-Old Girl Wit... · 0 replies · +3 points

So it's one of those great American Highway places, where one usually expects putt putt courses, tacky garden statues, pecan logs, bathrooms, but it instead has a gun range and uzis?