BrianTheHoon

BrianTheHoon

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2 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Quick Shift: What's L... · 1 reply · +3 points

The Rat Fink graphic is so appropriate for this car; it's basically a real-life incarnation of the typical RF hot rod. I can just visualize the fire coming out of the pipes and the billowing cloud of tire smoke. I just can't visualize surviving an attempt to "see what this car can do."

15 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- They See Me... · 2 replies · +7 points

OMG!

He's not wearing a helmet.

21 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What ... · 1 reply · +1 points

Also, someone please make a movie version of "Go Like Hell." I'd watch it multiple times before it left the theaters alone.

21 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What ... · 0 replies · +3 points

I'd love to see someone make one about Tazio Nuvolari. Also Eddie Rickenbacker has a very interesting story and a lot of folks don't even know he was a highly accomplished driver.

44 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What'... · 3 replies · +1 points

I'm curious if another state has more plate options than CA.
http://roadwarrior.blogs.pressdemocrat.com/12048/...

52 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Man, That G... · 0 replies · +1 points

At least he no longer has to suffer with the flappy broken sunroof.

59 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Question of the Weeken... · 7 replies · +10 points



Since vent windows aren't a choice, I'm torn between turning lights and pedestrian-impaling hood ornaments.

No, definitely pedestrian-impaling hood ornaments.

Seriously though, I'd trade all my cup holders for vent windows.

59 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Malaise-O-R... · 1 reply · +1 points

I know it shouldn't, however I'm still a little surprised when I see the HP ratings of these old malaise V8s, especially when I compare them to my humble I4 Fusion.

59 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Malaise-O-R... · 0 replies · +2 points

I look at this car and all I can think is, "Vegas road trip!" Was this completely overwrought with malaise bling? Oh yes. But all that bling ... with the red paint and the white landau and interior ... it just screams "we were 15 miles outside Barstow when the drugs started kicking in ..."

60 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - The Hybrid Car Is Dead... · 2 replies · +1 points

Um, I haven't been here in a while. Hoons are back to calling that other place "[REDACTED]" again? I thought "things" were patched up. Guess not?