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11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +13 points

Given the whole "messing with the time continuum", it's easy to avoid growing up.

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +12 points

Kill it now, while you still have a chance! I didn't replace mine when it started beeping and the darned device decided to hold a Smoke Detector Revolution. All of the other smoke detectors began to start beeping one after another and then I had a fun afternoon of going from detector to detector replacing batteries.

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +6 points

I know that ride is super sweet and all. But Tiffany, if you're driving away from the police, do you really want your picture on the side of the car?

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +5 points

Why use your words when you can use your fists? And on that note, why use your fists when you can use sharp objects? And on that new note, why use sharp objects when you could simply go out and buy many, many copies of this wonderful, brilliant book?

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +4 points

Well, I remember coming across this a while ago: http://www.travelchannel.com/video/time-for-larpi...

Kind of makes me wish there was some sort of Extreme LARPing Olympic Event...

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +3 points

Now the last time we saw a black out, we had a "*pop* byooooo" whereas this time we get a "byooooop." Hang on, lemme see if I can get a conspiracy going. Just let me put on my conspiracy hat...

Okay, both contain a 'y', so lives are saved, but the former has a "*pop*". Now we could break this down and say that they the first one is more dangerous because it contains additional letters. After all, the extra letters 'p' and 'o' are by far the most dangerous letters in the alphabet. However, there are two "*", which could be considered some for of counteracting agent. But we must first look at the symbolism between basketball and salty snacks...

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +14 points

It's hard to see the world as beautiful when it's always blaming you!

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 0 replies · +12 points

You know, sometimes I think the instructions fail because they don't say please! If the instructions were polite and said "PLEASE do not press", I do dare say I'd be inclined to be a polite person and follow said instructions.

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +14 points

My unblinking eyes! They see all, so that I may know all! Wait a second, that sounds more like Autumn if you ask me...

11 years ago @ Precocious - Precocious - Updated D... · 1 reply · +8 points

Mystery solving time? I'll bring the groovy 60s theme song if someone brings the disguises!

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