I'd like to think that if his need to save face was a cultural one, the fisherman would never have called rescue operators. If dying is a more desirable fate than asking for help, it would be to the fishermen's dishonor that rescue be called. Therefore, one must conclude that this guy is just...stupid.

Destinations is always on an important rehearsal Friday for me. I would like you to tell the powers that be that I require a reschedule. Thanks Stu! *walks regally away, entourage following*