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13 years ago @ theCHIVE - Some strange dude emai... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well, don't worry about the atheist thing. We're Gawd's new Chosen People... and to prove it, the pogroms should start any time now.

13 years ago @ theCHIVE - Some strange dude emai... · 3 replies · +14 points

This, obviously, is why we need people like Steven, (or me, Gawd's Postman), to translate the Word of Gawd for us. It seems to me that by "very found", Gawd means that all homosexuals will burn in Hell™, women are property and anyone with a sense of humour will spend eternity with a red-hot pitchfork up their bottom.

14 years ago @ You Made Me Say It! - Fine Print · 1 reply · +1 points

Philly,

I've been trying for years to find someone who would pay me hard cash for my soul. Best possible scenario, of course, would be to find a dozen or more people to pay me for it. Still no luck. You'd think the believers would be happy to have an extra, just in case.

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