Haha nah, I would have said that if that were the case.
Great you do that, waste all that time because you must not have much else to do! Happy travels!

It's okay. Most of this stuff you can find in the Weird US book or other books similar to it.
All of the descriptions were pulled from someone else's experience, their own account, a different author. It's not exactly your own creativity when it comes to your style of writing.