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5 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a to-"go" cup · 2 replies · +16 points

urine

5 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - tune-up · 2 replies · +6 points

Based on the mechanic's outfit, I'd say he's from Wyoming. Though, the arms do invalidate that somewhat.

6 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the australia hoax · 0 replies · +24 points

So, is it true that people in Wyoming have no arms?

6 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a very special the fon... · 1 reply · +12 points

She probably left when he asked to see her wingdings.

6 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - villain on a budget · 1 reply · +2 points

That irony is delicious.

6 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - villain on a budget · 0 replies · +37 points

"Do you expect that chair to offer excellent comfort and support?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect it to be inexpensive yet ample. And I also expect you to die."

6 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - the five-star conundrum · 7 replies · +22 points

I'm not sure if I'd want Scott watching me poop or bathe, either.

7 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - a new salad experience · 2 replies · +17 points

I forget, did I make mine a hot sal?

7 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - ways to wed · 0 replies · +2 points

If the female of choice is unable to understand the awesome use of grammar in the second option, then she is unworthy. Cut bait immediately.

9 weeks ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - air health · 0 replies · +3 points

Simple, yet terribly effective. Bravo.