I almost knocked the 'lactation consultant' the fuck out. Srsly, I had just given birth and I am not known for my sunshiny personality and she's all rubbing my nipples and I'm like "ok that's it. Get the fuck away from me. You've annoyed me *so* much that now I need a smoke. I hope you're happy"

When I go to the PIT's school events I always feel like the old Christine from that show "New adventures of the old christine" But...it's kind of fun for me because I love to prove narrow minded, fake ass, judgmental bitches. I'm the mom with tattoos, piercings and so wicked red & blonde hair...I'm also a young looking, single mom that people automatically assume I got knocked up in the backseat of a car with some random dude. Not the case at all but if that's how they choose to see me then big friggin deal (lol if only they knew what I think of them!)

Kudos to you for being the better person!
Heres a link to my day at the playground http://notyouraveragesinglemomma.com/2010/05/09/m...

Hells yes!! Finally....a month I'd actually enjoy celebrating!
Sing me up in big bold letters