IntenseDebate - Michael Ventrella

Yes, the nursing home -- where these two will still be together.

If only there was someone perfect for Lemont ...

10 years ago @ CANDORVILLE daily comi... - Flat Earther · 1 reply · +2 points

I see she has her real love in a picture on the wall behind her...

It gets really shitty reception

11 years ago @ CANDORVILLE daily comi... - Voter ID Laws · 0 replies · +2 points

For Whom the Bell Tolls? Is that an autobiography?

Doesn't he want to read "Bloodsuckers"? :)

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Icelandic Girl With Fr... · 1 reply · +10 points

Bjork, Bjork!
It's a wonderful gown
The beak is up
And it's covered with down
Bjork, Bjoooooooork.....

Thought he was a Gilligan's Island fan.

I wonder if people will assume you made up the Horta ...

That would be up to Darren. I kind of think he'd like you to buy the book. :)

These two have had one of the longest unfulfilled romantic comedy relationships ever. It's worse than "Moonlighting." ;)

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