I've got five more for you: 1. Farmville. 2. Mafia Wars. 3. Drama queens on Twitter or Facebook: "I feel so horrible! Everything is broken!" and when you rush to your cell phone to call them and find out if something is wrong and tell them to put the knife down, they tell you that they just broke a light bulb or something stupid. 4. Spam posts on Facebook. You know the ones: "Right now someone is spending time away from their family to bag your groceries. It's grocery bagger appreciation week! Give your bag boy or girl a hug! If you care about not having broken eggs, post this on your wall." 5. Follow Friday on Twitter. It started out with good intentions but what's the point with no context to the post? You just get a list of names and no idea why you should care about those people.