... yup, that was the first thing that popped to mind for me as well.

Co-sign.

IWAMFW just come up to me and try to smooch on my face. He'd be lucky to merely be slapped.
And that wasn't a hard slap. Some people need to wake up and smell the reality of celebrities NOT BELONGING to them. They may seem like your best friend because you read about them so much and see them every day on TV - but they do not KNOW YOU.
They are people. I bet that dude never tried to get touchy-feely with a random bus driver or bouncer...

She got them moves like Keith Richards.

"He should get sterilized and still pay."

... exactly. He had enough strikes.
It's 1.24$ per person? IDC, pay up. Take responsibility. 1.24$ buys something too.
30 kids and STILL working minimum wage at that... I BET somewhere along the line the sentence "I can't afford condoms" was uttered.
What really makes me mad is that he found aaaaall those women to spawn with. Like he discovered a nest or something. SMMFH.

Oh HELL yeah.

SHE looks pretty. I ain't mad... just mad at the stupid institution that is beauty pageants.
But that is a WHOOOLE another chapter.

Hell to the mofuggin' YEAH to that. She has FACE for centuries... *swoons*

I'm quite capable of reading, thank you Sir... you still would've had a tough time finding a Nazi Soldier in the 20s ;)

Risking the danger of repeating myself - your marriage actually sounds worth having, I'm always happy when I read your posts on marriage. I love the two of you together, it always gives me a sense that not every human relationship construct is BS... gives this stone cold person the warm & fuzzies ;)

I hope the young man can take some cues and insights from this post and make them a staple in his outlook on the marriage. I wish him and his wife-to-be all the best. Oh, and mind Hex's comment - it's VITAL with most women, believe. I have a very 'female' roommate... *sigh* My 'ugly' household items/textiles are NOT tolerated in 'her' kitchen or 'her' bathroom...