The stone was a very simple ruby, weighing approximately 15 ounces, cut into the shape of a "Like" button.

Attendees also reported that the bride wore Vera Wang, while Zuckerberg sported his trademark hoodie and a tuxedo T-shirt.

"The whole thing was like, pretty tasteful," said one guest who wished to remain anonymous, as they hold an executive position at Facebook.

$45.69

Don't forget dads being egged on by their preteen daughters.

Was trying to upsell it for the Street.

Cobb salad? Really thought they would have gone pizza and Natural Light, just to keep up appearances.

Point taken on the grammar, but it don't matter none, nohow. I had more of an issue with your logic. Can you afford X? Great! You should instead buy Y or Z ridiculous, over-the-top supercar because X isn't fashionable enough, and won't impress girls.

Nobody's arguing the Ferrari's notable gravitational pull on silk.

-Guy that's pretty darn amused that somebody commenting on Ferraris would use "super secure with himself" as a pejorative slur

I guess talking car makes is far more preferable than discussing how lunatic Comrade Mommy likely put out a hit on that Brit that worked for Comrade Daddy.

Idiotic advice. "To look cooler, spend 2-3 times what you were going to, and when it (inevitably) goes down for maintenance, you won't be able to afford the repairs." Because, y'know, "common place [sic]" is well, commonplace.

That's real deal, 2 dimensional thinking. Bravo. You'll go far in this business, son.

Now, now, don't disturb his unfounded populist rhetoric. It's warm and comfy, and sounds pretty darn intellectual to all of his (charmingly ignorant) peeps.

-Dude Who Weeps for the Future

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