Incitatus

Incitatus

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26 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Bonus Watch '14: Ex-Cons · 0 replies · +27 points

December 31, 2014
Dear Diary,
Only 99 mil to go. C'mon, baby. Eye of the tiger. Only 99 to go. C'MON J, clock's tick tick ticking.... C'MON!

31 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Tax Day Watch '14: The... · 0 replies · +32 points

OK, now I'm absolutely sure it's the IRS.

31 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Tax Day Watch '14: The... · 0 replies · +46 points

I'm pretty sure this is the actual IRS responding.

63 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Chatty CBOT Member Wri... · 0 replies · +70 points

Yes, sitting in your leased Escalade at a dead stop for an hour on I-10 with the weekend smell of wet, decaying Cheerios wafting from the back 2 carseats... that's far superior, Kemosabe.

Stop trolling for Texas. It is what it is, and needs absolutely no help from the likes of you.

-Dude that won't believe you're native, yet fears you are, but then again hopes you're safely penned up in Austin

66 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.16.13 · 0 replies · +10 points

The Guardian story is a far better read if you substitute [THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON] for every gasping, scandalized mention of a firearm.

68 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Fabrice Tourre Will Ne... · 0 replies · +42 points

I'm with you. There's zero way I'd ever stake my life/liberty/property on my fellow citizens' ability to understand the difference between "checking" and "savings," much less the foibles and intricacies of IB deals.

68 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.31.13 · 0 replies · +17 points

Y'know, anyone capable of launching an unhinged tirade of that caliber can never understand the meaning of "I'm sorry" or "I was wrong."

I do love the schizophrenia of it all.

68 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.31.13 · 0 replies · +14 points

I thought it was more shocking for BI to just print all of it straight up, no asterisks, no hyphens.

70 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.17.13 · 1 reply · +25 points

Of all the possible jokes for this story - and they are legion - you picked THIS one?

70 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.17.13 · 0 replies · +38 points

"You gotta be kidding me."
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