Incitatus

Incitatus

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2 days ago @ Dealbreaker - Tax Day Watch '14: The... · 0 replies · +31 points

OK, now I'm absolutely sure it's the IRS.

2 days ago @ Dealbreaker - Tax Day Watch '14: The... · 0 replies · +45 points

I'm pretty sure this is the actual IRS responding.

31 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Chatty CBOT Member Wri... · 0 replies · +70 points

Yes, sitting in your leased Escalade at a dead stop for an hour on I-10 with the weekend smell of wet, decaying Cheerios wafting from the back 2 carseats... that's far superior, Kemosabe.

Stop trolling for Texas. It is what it is, and needs absolutely no help from the likes of you.

-Dude that won't believe you're native, yet fears you are, but then again hopes you're safely penned up in Austin

34 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 08.16.13 · 0 replies · +10 points

The Guardian story is a far better read if you substitute [THERMONUCLEAR WEAPON] for every gasping, scandalized mention of a firearm.

37 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Fabrice Tourre Will Ne... · 0 replies · +41 points

I'm with you. There's zero way I'd ever stake my life/liberty/property on my fellow citizens' ability to understand the difference between "checking" and "savings," much less the foibles and intricacies of IB deals.

37 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.31.13 · 0 replies · +17 points

Y'know, anyone capable of launching an unhinged tirade of that caliber can never understand the meaning of "I'm sorry" or "I was wrong."

I do love the schizophrenia of it all.

37 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.31.13 · 0 replies · +14 points

I thought it was more shocking for BI to just print all of it straight up, no asterisks, no hyphens.

39 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.17.13 · 1 reply · +25 points

Of all the possible jokes for this story - and they are legion - you picked THIS one?

39 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 07.17.13 · 0 replies · +38 points

"You gotta be kidding me."
@therealmartinluther

43 weeks ago @ Dealbreaker - Opening Bell: 06.20.13 · 0 replies · +22 points

It's a complete push for me. "Flip a coin, your honor."