First off please forgive my lateness. I've been blogging off the top of my head (more like out my ass but whatever) in the morning before work for over a month and haven't made the rounds in forever! I suck and I don't even have dream-parched children or extra-long work days to blame it on!

Suck, suck, suck!

Second, Mr. T is adoraballs! And he's right smart in what he thinks is funny too.

Third, I miss you to death!

Fourth, I'm so sorry I'm writing so much, I can't see to stop!

Fifth, that is all.

STOP.

I think I've seen your hubby's work before. Did he film the Blair Witch Project?

Who cares! You, are, ADORABALLS! And smokin' hot over there with that keyboard. Of course, you know, I'm imagining you from your tie shot.

Where you at?! Did you hurt yourself in an unfortunately boob twirling accident and are currently recovering a morphine drip?

Sorry I'm late! Had to vacate the Interweb for a few days.

They used to call me Double D, for Double Dolly. And I'm fairly certain my hula-skirt-wearing grandmother started it! No idea how it ended up catching on at school.

Did she say WHY she wanted to twirl her boobs around? I'm curious where she got the idea because YIKES that sounds painful!

Ok, why in the HELL would anyone think teachers and nurses have it easy? As far as I'm concerned teachers have always, ALWAYS been underpaid! And nurses I can't speak to, but you always hear they make really good money. The problem with that seems like the crazy ass hours you have to work, LONG hours, to make decent pay!

Honey, I'd hug the crap out of you if I could!

Excellent post. That's what they call "using your words!"

Shut UP!!! I'm so jealous! Please take pictures and video so I can live our dream vicariously through you!

PS: Some alpacas aren't built well enough to breed and some don't have good hair for selling. I always wanted to find the ones who fit both bills, the "rejects" if you will, and take them on tour dressed in tutus!

Oh she's GOOD! And so damn cute! You'd better build a tower and lock her in it quick!

First off, it makes me insane when people slap a cowboy hat on the waiters so they can throw "Texas" into the restaurant name. We have ONE place like this in Houston (4th largetst city in the US) and it's not cowboy, western or Texas related at all.

Ahem.

Second, and more importantly, I am totally jealous...of ALL of you! Especially Lin who's had the pleasure of seeing both of you!

Boring? Are you crazy! Now I want to plant a garden! You know, if it wasn't 1,000 degrees outside! Besides, I'm heat intolerant AND have no idea how to make a rainbow hang over my crops...which I'm pretty sure is how you have a successful garden.

That is really cool! The alpacas will love it!

OMG you and Lin had a date?! I'm so jealous...of BOTH of you!