Hog Whitman

Hog Whitman

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12 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Alec Baldwin: Andrew B... · 1 reply · +9 points

How does a boil fester on an anus anyway? I mean, even if it were possible to get a boil on one’s anus, and then it festered, wouldn’t it pop the first time you took a healthy Baldwin crap?

Sounds to me like somebody needs to get some more fiber in their diet.

Hey, forget Dr. Oz — Dr. Hog is here for all your healthy-living needs.

12 years ago @ Big Government - Coast Guard to Protect... · 0 replies · +2 points

It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye!

They should have listened to their parents grandparents.

12 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Rather than Make Bette... · 2 replies · +1 points

What really horks my cabbage is that Universal isn't allowing director's comments, or any other special features on rental discs now. I rented Cowboys and Aliens just for that the other night. I'd already seen it twice in the theatre. Same with The Debt (which I highly recommend). When you click on one of the non-existent features you get a message telling you to buy the DVD or the BluRay if you want to see them. Fat chance. Screw you, Universal.

12 years ago @ Big Government - The Breitbart 'Ambiguo... · 0 replies · +3 points

This article contained a lot of words. I liked most of them, but could you boil it down to a paragraph or two? The level of 'education' in the last 40 years leaves many potential readers with a glaze over their eyes. I get it, but will most?

Note to self: buy more ammo. And SPAM™. Even Kruschev admitted that SPAM™ saved the Soviet Union during WWII. And no, I do not work for Hormel Foods, but I probably should.

12 years ago @ KATU - Portland, OR - Low on funds, state us... · 0 replies · +2 points

Why don't they use some of the millions they're paying hunters to shoot Barred Owls so they won't pick on the poor spotted owls? Sorry, that makes too much sense. I must have been dreaming.

12 years ago @ Big Hollywood - BigDawg Spotlight On: ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Starting with Third Rate Romance I've always thought of James Hooker as a kindred spirit. I learned that song when it first came out and it's been on my setlist ever since.

Here's another song he mentioned in the interview. I can't listen to it without getting all fired-up. It makes me want to bonk liberals/progressives/crypto-commie types on the head, or something. Listen for yourself... (but don't bonk anybody)

Calling All The Clans Together

13 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Yusuf Islam (Cat Steve... · 0 replies · +6 points

I used to love the guy, but now he can bite me. He supports terrorism and terrorist organizations. Send him to Gitmo. Make a man out of him.

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - The James Bond Chronic... · 0 replies · +3 points

Jill St. John was smokin' hot! Yowsa!!!1elebenty!!!

Rosa Klebb's shoe/knife was the baddest weapon.

13 years ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Hanna': The Good Guys... · 0 replies · +2 points

t... America, it's people, it's government, or it's soldiers...

*Its*, in the possessive sense, has no apostrophy in it. I normally wouldn't comment on this kind of thing, but you did it three times in a row. Please mend your ways. Thank you.

I suppose I'm going to have to go see the movie now... or wait till it comes out on Netflix.

13 years ago @ Big Government - Sarah Palin Steps Into... · 0 replies · +3 points

I have to agree about the voice. I love her, but she gets on my nerves. I would still vote for her, if it ever comes to that, but I don't want to listen to her.

A few voice lessons is all it would take. I know a good teacher (with a platinum record on his wall). She should call me.