Lady Gaga at least has some talent. The better comparison to the talent-free Madonna is Ke$ha (yes, she spells it with a dollar sign). She's chubby, plain, can't sing, and can't dance, as she demonstrated on American Idol Wednesday night. I could put a spangled headdress on my arthritic dog and she'd be more entertaining.

Please, not Atlanta. I hear Pyongyang is lovely this time of year.