Yeah, having sex with other men! That's just... gay.

Um. That was a bad joke, yes.

And your post reminded me of an episode of How I Met Your Mother when Barney's black brother brought them to a gay bar. The girls were excited to not be hit on constantly by horndog dudes (at first), the guys were totally pleased at getting hit on, and Marshall was wicked excited to be able to drink girly fruity drinks without judgement.

Really, I agree with you for the most part.