No, no, no, don't you see? The Crying Confabulators all aged 30 years when Barack Satan Obama won. They just *knew* they were entitled to a Republican this time, and they aged another 30 years waiting. Now they're apoplectically sure Jeezus will win for them NEXT time - and just think what the 4-year wait is gonna do to their tired, mean little brains!

I'm expecting some senSATIONAL flaming hypocrisy, racial baiting, and religious fucktards on every street corner denouncing liberals, teh homersexualists, the second Coming, etc, etc, etc. it'll be a HOOT!

Calm? Wha... How the HELL am I s'posed to keep CALM with so much gorgeousness before my eyes? Hell, I can't even think of enough adjectives to match the sass, smiles, skin, or sin of these lovely ladies. And that's not like me at all... Still, I can now die a happy man.

Isn't that the whole point of a 50-something buying a BMW?