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13 years ago @ The Broke-Ass Bride - On Having a "Big Wedding" · 0 replies · +1 points
13 years ago @ The Broke-Ass Bride - Broke-Ass Rehab (or, d... · 0 replies · +1 points
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Thanks for the positive morning pick-me-up!
13 years ago @ The Broke-Ass Bride - There's the plastic su... · 1 reply · +1 points
13 years ago @ The Broke-Ass Bride - Will You Do "The Nasty... · 0 replies · 0 points
1) As others have pointed out: the drunkenness. I will be TEH Drunkenness at that point in the evening. Yes, I needed to capitalize that, because that's how INSANELY DRUNK I will be.
2) Look, I don't know if you guys maybe have sexual superpowers that I don't, but drunken sex? For me? Is the worst. I can't really feel much of anything, my mind wanders, I forget what I was trying to do in the first place. And it takes EFFING FOREVER to get it over with. No. This is not the kind of sex I want to have.
In summary, I'd rather just wait until I sober up some.
KTHXBYE.
14 years ago @ The Broke-Ass Bride - A Music Manifesto (wit... · 0 replies · +1 points
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