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bonjovifriday

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11 years ago @ Broodhollow - Concerns of the Auxiliary · 0 replies · +6 points

I think a spring carnival in equal parts festive jubilation, and pant soiling terror would do the job rather nicely.

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - face-saving apologies · 0 replies · +21 points

It's my fault. I know I should feel sorry for what I did, and I hope you can forgive me for not doing that.

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - tax time is here · 0 replies · +2 points

The Swarmtyrant over at Taxes2Go really help me get the most back from my refund this year. And unlike most tax preparation companies they don't need you to pay upfront. A simple lifetime of toil in the pollen mines of Bzz'krtaar and you'll be on your way to a quicker, bigger return!

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - tax time is here · 0 replies · +2 points

The Swarmtyrant over at Taxes2Go really help me get the most back from my refund this year. And unlike most tax preparation companies they don't need you to pay upfront. A simple lifetime of toil in the pollen mines of Bzz'krtaar and you'll be on your way to a quicker, bigger return!

11 years ago @ Broodhollow - Eat At Cubby's · 0 replies · +4 points

Mayonnaise Salad. *shudder*

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - Saw It For You: Pixels... · 1 reply · +5 points

I'm pretty sure this entire movie was covered in one of the "What if machine" episodes of Futurama.

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - tight shoulder · 0 replies · +3 points

See, this right here is why I never get massages at antarctic research stations.

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - nod with feeling · 1 reply · +5 points

My "wistful" looks more "constipated".

11 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - screwing the pooch · 1 reply · +1 points

Open orifice, insert extremity. Wait...

12 years ago @ chainsawsuit by kris s... - whew! gotta figure thi... · 0 replies · +5 points

Say's here in the pamphlet not to worry, my "Throbbing bulge of man passion" can be extinguished in an "Untamed oasis of womanlieness".