As creative (and hilarious) as this solution is, if you would be interested in doing a review of our AirCut (www.aircut.com), I would love to get you a great "blogger's discount" on our product. We also fully stand behind our product with great customer service and monitor via Twitter, Facebook, etc. Keeps the hair off, and you don't even need to drag out the shop vac!

Thanks for a great post,
Russ at AirCut
rroering[at]aircut[dot]com

Good morning, Mike- My name is Russ, and my business blog is http://aircut.wordpress.com . I blog about our new AirCut haircutter, social media tactics I use to get the word out, and feature guest posts from busy mommy bloggers who use the AirCut to save time and money. My Twitter handle is @air_cut. Thank you for allowing me to post and hope everyone has a great weekend.