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2 days ago @ Wonkette - Cool Conserva-Ladies: ... · 0 replies · +9 points

Stop being such a girl, Trix! And hand me my falafel

-- B. O'Reilly

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Fox's Shep Smith Goes ... · 1 reply · +15 points

But enough about Susteren...

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Fox's Shep Smith Goes ... · 0 replies · +2 points

Facts, how do they work?

Not on FOX, obvs.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Oh Hey, Looks Like Tha... · 2 replies · +11 points

I swiss you guys would quit it.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Oh Hey, Looks Like Tha... · 0 replies · +8 points

Imma ride my Trek all the way to Wisconsin if the Trekker wins.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Middle-Aged Wonkette O... · 0 replies · +3 points

Well, sugar muffins, you know how you affect me...

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Middle-Aged Wonkette O... · 2 replies · +9 points

I feel like I ducked a bullet, actually. If I had known she was fertile in the girly parts, I might have backed away horrified.

1 week ago @ Wonkette - Middle-Aged Wonkette O... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm sitting shiva

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Some Dumb Lady: Consen... · 1 reply · +16 points

The truth is that, except in the first flush of infatuation, both partners are rarely equally excited. At any given moment, one person wants sex more passionately than the other.

Meaning that there will be fewer teenage pregnancies, fewer abortions, and less need for contraception*. Why do conservatives hate America?

* Tube sock shares are now a hot property.

2 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Some Dumb Lady: Consen... · 0 replies · +4 points

I think I know more about Shikseh Dalmatian than I really needed to...