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actor212

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6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 3 replies · +14 points

“The issue becomes, we’re questioning the woman’s word,” Rep. Renee Ellmers, R-N.C., said earlier Wednesday. “We have to be compassionate to women when they’re in a crisis situation.”

So Ellmers is a slut?

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - The Fartknocker Report... · 2 replies · +9 points

She looks like she just sat on a moosecock for the first time in a while and needs a little...loosening.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 1 reply · +4 points

See, there's my point: if you need to see Twilight to get laid, you need to date better.

Or just lay out for a hooker.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +2 points

In his case, it looks more like a sperm minnow. But he still has to go searching for it, even when he's standing in front of a mirror

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 3 replies · +3 points

Question: did it work? Because that would be awkward.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +4 points

Thanks, Obama!

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +4 points

Fifty shades of fake.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Rep. Blake Farenthold:... · 0 replies · +5 points

Dude.

You look like Flounder from Animal House inbred with Mason Reese.

You sexually harassed her. It's about as close to a hot woman as you'll ever get without feeding quarters into the timer.

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - New Republican Congres... · 0 replies · +3 points

But Boss! I've been busy napping at my desk and hanging out on SnapChat with the hookers!

6 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Scott Walker Way Too S... · 5 replies · +5 points

"Evolution? How do you spell that?"