actor212

actor212

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17 hours ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 0 replies · +2 points

You forgot bartender

1 day ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Report ... · 0 replies · +4 points

Hey bro! Take a walk on the wild side!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Derp Roundup: Rand Pau... · 0 replies · +14 points

No no! I actually get this!

You see, the "Nips," as they were called, were kept inside of fences. By not deporting immigrants, when we build the dang fence, they'll be inside the fence, JUST LIKE THE JAPANESE!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Report ... · 0 replies · +6 points

And its hair was perfect.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Report ... · 0 replies · +4 points

The next suspected Ebola patient ought to be given a choice: voluntary quarantine or a date with Bill Cosby.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 1 reply · +4 points

Yer goin' to need a bigger butterstick.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Report ... · 0 replies · +13 points

Those "exposure dollars" aren't free! Just ask Trix!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - House Benghazi Report ... · 0 replies · +9 points

FOXGHAZI!!!!!!!!!

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Ben Carson Getting Fin... · 0 replies · +9 points

Oh very nicely played, sir! *polite golf clap*

Martini?

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Watch President Obama ... · 0 replies · +5 points

The only way this could have been better is if he walked away from the mic to the strains of "La Bamba"