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1 day ago @ Wonkette - Let's Pretend This Cap... · 1 reply · +7 points

What's happening this evening that could possibly be more important than a Brillo pad debating an SOS pad?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Obama Learns His Lesso... · 1 reply · +11 points

Inanimate carbon rod or GTFO

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Obama Learns His Lesso... · 0 replies · +3 points

Friends of Ham Ass are already waiting on the studio lines, however.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Another White Guy Want... · 1 reply · +4 points

Pardon me, but the Grim Reaper. Perhaps he's black. He's certainly tall enough to play ball.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Another White Guy Want... · 0 replies · +7 points

I will not apologize for spit coffee.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Obama Learns His Lesso... · 2 replies · +48 points

"We've secretly replaced Chuck Hagel with Folger's decaf. Let's see if anyone notices."

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Sundays With The Chris... · 0 replies · +1 points

He didn't have a co-author. He had a secretary who took dic

tation under the desk.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Another White Guy Want... · 3 replies · +23 points

A portly hoofed animal about the size of a wild pig just might help solve a 55-million-year-old mystery of evolution and continental drift.

OH GOD! Rush LIMBAUGH?!?!?!?!?!?!

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Another White Guy Want... · 2 replies · +14 points

Under Giu911iani, there were no black on black murders. Blacks didn't get a chance to kill each other because the cops took care of it for them,

"IT'S GIULIANI TIME!"

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Wonkette Week In Revie... · 0 replies · +2 points

You forgot bartender