actor212

actor212

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7 hours ago @ Wonkette - Vigilante Tax Collecto... · 1 reply · +16 points

Why, we can buy them cheaply at WalMart!

Wait....

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - Vigilante Tax Collecto... · 8 replies · +7 points

Uncle Sugar owes me an around-the-world, and a threesome with the nuclear submarine of my choice, what I had to pay.

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - Vigilante Tax Collecto... · 0 replies · +6 points

Damn. I would have gladly joined them in that protest. I wish I'd had a heads up.

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - President Obama Steps ... · 0 replies · +7 points

Not Craw, CRAW!

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - Florida Congressnut Te... · 0 replies · +1 points

DAMN YOU!

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - President Obama Steps ... · 2 replies · +11 points

CHECK THE KERNING!

7 hours ago @ Wonkette - President Obama Steps ... · 1 reply · +7 points

You figure that because someone went to prison, it really is no big deal how long they have to be there, because they’re a bad man?

Oh please! 3 1/2 years? It's not like that's real time, like four hours on the judge's yacht! It's pretend time!

8 hours ago @ Wonkette - Sugar-Fortified Wine, ... · 0 replies · +4 points

I think you misspelled "mouse"

8 hours ago @ Wonkette - Sugar-Fortified Wine, ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Pastor Phillips?

8 hours ago @ Wonkette - Sugar-Fortified Wine, ... · 1 reply · +4 points

When I was in college, we created Jim Jones Jungle Juice in a garbage can: a gallon of every white liquor you could think of, top it up with gallons of Kool-Aid, then toss in dry ice.