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actor212

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2 hours ago @ Wonkette - NASA Found This Amazin... · 0 replies · +1 points

He re-Tweeted me on the Tweeter machine, so he's around. Somewhere. Perhaps in a future where we will all spend the rest of our future...

2 hours ago @ Wonkette - NASA Found This Amazin... · 0 replies · +1 points

He didn't build that!

2 hours ago @ Wonkette - Jesus We Are Sick Of F... · 0 replies · +2 points

There's your problem: they cheer football, not baseball. You should have stuffed a cup down your jeans.

2 hours ago @ Wonkette - Cliven Bundy Gets Sued... · 0 replies · +2 points

"I don't always run to mommy, but when I do, it's because she can protect me..."

-- the Least Interesting Man in the World

1 day ago @ Wonkette - NASA Found This Amazin... · 0 replies · +4 points

Laugh all you want (or cower in fear), but cable-drawn aerial transportation just might be the next big thing.

This is news? We already have gondola in NYC and there are plans afoot to add one in the ersatz neighborhood called Williamsburgh because apparently the twee can't stand the smell of decades-old urine on their fully-automated subway line.

That's right: their trains are untouched by human hands.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - NASA Found This Amazin... · 2 replies · +16 points

a monster black hole lurking inside one of the tiniest galaxies ever known.

When asked about the galaxy, the black hole said "I made u a bigger one, but I eated it".

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Senate Republicans Sta... · 0 replies · +1 points

Our long national wet dream is over.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Palin Bumfight Update!... · 0 replies · +1 points

Does all this count as a "bum fight"? Cuz I'd love to add it to the YouTube section...

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Happy Birthday, U.S. C... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh man, my P-ness brother. I am so sad to read this. I can't even begin to form the words that would help you heal in any way because, really, how do you heal from this? You don't. And I'm so sad for your incredibly intense and personal loss. Please take care of yourself and please take your own advice about reaching out, like you did here, but to someone close enough to touch.

My brother-in-snark, you are loved and cherished here.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Happy Birthday, U.S. C... · 0 replies · +3 points

Say, is that Vladimir Putin face-palming in front of Jesus?