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actor212

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4 days ago @ Wonkette - Al Franken's GOP Oppon... · 0 replies · +5 points

We've bonded, dear.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Al Franken's GOP Oppon... · 0 replies · +19 points

He was just testing out his Madonna impersonation for life after the Senate.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Allen West, Fox & Frie... · 6 replies · +26 points

The most popular spectator sport is one where you watch a car make four left turns at high speed.

You tell me.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Allen West, Fox & Frie... · 0 replies · +10 points

And yet, he never minded being around Donald Trump's head...

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Allen West, Fox & Frie... · 1 reply · +14 points

Fuck, even Sha-Na-Na Law would be better than these clowns.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Allen West, Fox & Frie... · 0 replies · +11 points

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR VOTES!!!!!!!

5 days ago @ Wonkette - What Are Corporations ... · 0 replies · +12 points

501, 527, when did some of our most important laws get named after Levi's jeans styles?

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Dana Perino Okay With ... · 0 replies · +15 points

I smell a Kickstarter in m future...

5 days ago @ Wonkette - People Are Going Crazy... · 0 replies · +20 points

I demolished an entire red velvet cake. It was like the Red Wedding, only crumbier.

5 days ago @ Wonkette - Dana Perino Okay With ... · 0 replies · +19 points

If you jerk a prick more than three times, you're playing with it.