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I mean come on, crap acting, poor adaptaion, pitiful attempt at raking in the dollars off the back of someone elses hard work - what's not to love?

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You're so eloquent, Griff. I think you should go in for politics.

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Carly: I'm glad that someone agrees!! I thought that everyone would hate me for it as I've heard mostly positive reviews, but it's good to know that I'm not alone in my dislike of said film. Bring on Wolverine, taking it you're a fangirlie too? I'm a huge Gambit fan, so I cannae wait. :D

Alastair: Thank you, glad you enjoyed the read. And hey, like I said, it's all just opinion. I'm sure - actually, it's a fact - that there are people who loved both the comics and the film. I can only comment on the latter, having never really given the comics a chance, but my opinions shall stay the same I'm afraid. Every plot related problem relates to me as a person; fundementally I find Utilitarian ways the most aggravating thing in the world, so the film-makers were already at a disadvantage with me before they even started to get into the plotlines. Although, most people I've spoken to have expressed their anger towards the fact that Viedt was left standing when the best character was pulverised. Surely, you must admit, Rorschach is the best character in Watchmen.

And as for not being able to relate to the characters, I'll simply throw this one at you - if you can't relate to them, then what's the point?

What am I possibly going to get out a film that I can't connect with? The whole reason I see films is for the narrative aspects (screw the Hollywood glitz and glamour special effects), because frankly Alastair that's all a film is. It's a story-telling medium, and that's what I'm after - a good story, with interesting scenes, plot twists and characters that I hold empathy for. Otherwise I just come away feeling empty and disappointed.

But perhaps I read into these things too deeply. Still, can't change the way I am!! Thanks for the comments guys, it's much appreciated!

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I suggest watching Run Fatboy Run. I am the assistant cooooooooooooach!! I can bring a spatula if you like, me and Griff following behind you on bikes shoutin--I mean cheering you on!

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I'm sorry Guy, I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaar too hyper-critical about films. It's the only thing in the world that I'm opinionated on...

No, by basics what I mean is making the film script understandable. The Matrix was understandable, Watchmen wasn't. It made absolutely no sense whatsoever, everyone I know who has seen it agrees, unless you've read the comics it's impossible to follow what's going on.

I get the feeling I'm in the dog house now...

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I think you missed the underlying point of my article. Amidst the angst towards the rubbish movie was the point is that the film industry is going down the toilet somewhat. I see so few films that impress me these days - even in genres that I really know about, like comic adaptations. (The story is there for them on a plate, which should make it slightly easier, surely?)

Come come, put the claws away Guy, It's not being conformist to have an opinion about a film, now is it? I didn't hate Watchmen really, I've seen worse films, but I'm now extremely worried about the upcoming Wolverine film. If they mess that one up, believe me, there will be war.

What also annoys me is that I spent a long time learning how to make films, and to get the fundemental parts wrong (regardless of whether it's Watchmen, Love Actually or Schindlers List) is what drives me insane. It's not THAT hard to get those bits right, or at least it shouldn't be. The hard part is coming up with a story that is entertaining, original and a cast that can act.

Well, that's my opinion anyway, for what it's worth. Which isn't a lot!

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PS. ABUSE OF POWER! I call for sledgehammer punishment.