What the world needs now
is:
for humans to save a tree, spare a penguin ..conserve bears..
by a mass human suicide
In other words...
" kill yourself and save a tree "
It's the only way people ..the only way .....

( this satirical in nature and should not be taken serious,
by any , well intended misguided fools, tree huggers,
ticket holders to a U2 concert, or people using :
anti depressants, prilosec, ambien, activia, beano, listerine
or any OTC anti histamines, the reader assumes all responsibility )
**** special note :*** do not operate any heavy machinery , or
Aircraft into Known Icing conditions after reading ****

Maybe it's due to all those blue fin tuna, whale eating...killing of natural stocks and
unsustainable consumtion rates
of the Japanese..people
boo hoo
may they melt into the sea and be consumed themselves

Well, as crude as this may sound,,
now they dont have to worry about getting blown to bits ..
going to the market , or to school ..
or possibly on the way to one of those silly muslim pilgrameges..
No wait ..this is the fault of Americans causing global warming ,
due to extreme twinkie consumption and Dvd players ..

Oh , I hope it isnt their neighbors ,,the nigerians ..
who they have been warring with for years ......
but on the other hand..
we need to do, all we can ..to
" save the Lions "

This story makes absolutley no sense
is their an editor on the job or what ?

Yup , link him right up with the GOP to throw people off the trail
that he is a DEMOCRAT,,simple as that ..
this has nothing to do with republicans..
unbelievable

oh ho ho ,,you stupid fat lazy . amelicans
we sell you more lead for your children !! ha ha yha ha
hey wait, isn't the new season of the batchelor starting tonight ?
oh my I have to go

Wow , how forthright and upstanding ..
to attempt to avoid headlines by sneaking in under the toyota scandal
I say send all these japanes cars back to Japan and keep them there

I wonder what the method of execution will be ?
sticks ? or stones ?
hmmmm

Unbelievable....how we kiss the backsides of these pyscho mooselemms
political correctness is going to destroy this country