Aimee: Just say no.
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I howled with laughter when I went to the link and I'm still laughing. I mean, the fetus cookies are bad enough. I wish I had had your sense of humor when I was 9 months pregnant IN THE SUMMER and ate Snickers bars for breakfast and that was true with both pregnancies.

I've been reading your column for a long time and want you to know that I love your writing and I am SO not your target audience. I'm a 64-year-old single lesbian whose fashion sense starts with I-wish-I-could-fit-into-these-jeans and ends with men's tee shirts from Kohl's in a variety of colors. So when are you going to collect your columns into a book and sell it at Boulder Bookstore and do a reading there?