Sometimes a vague insult like chump can be so much more powerful that really offensive swearwords! Ken Clarke really is a chump!

That's my boy! Here I am underneath the stars in Tuscany, another beautiful country we have to save from the (thinly disguised) Stalinist Thought Police in Brussels, yet I can relax with my Bailey's (not properly duty-free because we are still in this hideous EU) and not worry because I know the fight is in safe hands back in 50 Broadway. Libertarians can come from left or right families, Christian (my particular cross I have to bear) or Muslim, rich or poor, law-abiding or delinquent, we just all recognize that, more important than the thought-straightjacket we grew up with, is that fact that we can throw away the straightjacket and think for ourselves. 'Imagine no religions, I wonder if you can, Nothing to kill or die for, a Brotherhood of Man'