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16 years ago @ /Film - Did Rupert Murdoch Lea... · 0 replies · +1 points

This does sound like a Carl Hiaasen or Elmore Leonard book.

I look forward to the movie!

16 years ago @ /Film - Michael Moore Hijacks ... · 3 replies · +1 points

The nerve of Michael Moore pointing out that corporate welfare is a travesty. The nerve of that guy.

16 years ago @ /Film - Page 2 · 0 replies · -3 points

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In other announcements, Danny Devito will play an older ET returned to Earth.

No makeup with be required for the role.

16 years ago @ /Film - JJ Abrams To Produce M... · 0 replies · +1 points

LOL...

17 years ago @ /Film - VOTD: Ben Stiller and ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Ben Stiller looks weird.

17 years ago @ /Film - Gooby Movie Trailer (A... · 0 replies · +2 points

These Lars Von Trier movies really freak me out.

17 years ago @ /Film - Gooby Movie Trailer (A... · 0 replies · +2 points

Another remake of Fight Club???

17 years ago @ /Film - Early Buzz: Lars Von T... · 0 replies · +1 points

"Anyhow, these comments are exactly what Von Trier would've wanted."

Well... maybe. Sometimes these directors just have a LOT OF ANGER at themselves and the people who watch their movies. Some of these guys are intensely insecure and thus actually have contempt for the people who praise them. So they keep raising the stakes - trying to see when someone will finally fulfill their wish to call them a fraud.

(I'm not saying I think Von Trier is a fraud - I'm describing the psychology of the grandiosity complex which he appears to have)

17 years ago @ /Film - Early Buzz: Lars Von T... · 0 replies · +1 points

He's starting to sound like Werner Herzog. But at least Herzog's films don't make want to claw my eyeballs out so I can no longer see any human beings again -

Excuse me a second. My phone is ringing.

"Hello. This is Lars."

Really? Wow.

"Yes. I love your idea about clawing your eyeballs out. You should do that and I will film it. I am the greatest director in the world."

You want me to claw my eyeballs out?

"You are an idiot."

I liked The Five Obstructions.

"I hated that. I hate all my movies. I was very depressed for two years."

I have to go.

"I hope you see my new movie."

Uh, okay, thanks Lars.

17 years ago @ /Film - Privately Funded Priso... · 0 replies · +2 points

Brubaker is available on Netflix instant view if you want to see Bob Redford tackle corrupt prison officials.

A fairly benign and predictable flick, though.