I can't wait for the new series, "The Oedipus Complex" to come out, all about a teen boy and his love for his Mummy. You'll get all wrapped up in that shit!

LOL...with Eli it becomes Tacohomohoborobobama

What 4(ish) letter, end's in 'o' things can we come up with for Joel and Denise?

Voltron needs 5 members (or possibly 15 if he's made of vehicles, or just 3 if he's the oft forgotten second Voltron toy that was made up of 3 humanoid robots that made a bigger humanoid robot (with 6 arms, or was that just the LSD?). I nominate Boxcar Pete. Then it'd be Hobo-Robobama!

Seriously, good work, and let's shirt this!

Yay, I have a Magically Fabulous collectors item! I even had some guy from a coffee shop ask me what the phrase was again the other day when he saw me and I didn't have it on, so I think it's just a sleeper hit.

Kool-Aid Man must be made out of pure diamonds. He certainly ain't glass, busting through walls all over the place. Imagine if you could take him down, you'd be set for life! But, just what do you use to kill a giant pitcher made out of diamond? Maybe you just have to tip him over and spill out all his blood, I mean sugar water?

1) Build tippable platform into floor.
2) Shout "Hey, Kool-Aid!"
3) ???
4) Profit!

The Chubby Chaser.

A few unfortunate incidents where I wasn't fast enough on the TiVo button to skip the commercial, I'm mostly untainted by this new Knight Rider. I know the new car is a big old fuel burning Mustang (though, I imagine he's powered by, like, the blood of the babies of Democrats or something in the show, high octane ratings and all). I just have to wonder what guise KARR will show up in? My money is on a Prius. See, we told you, hybrids are smug and evil!

Are you sure that's from the LHC and not that Josh just stopped over at Taco Bell for a 24 pack first? I'd think the results would be about the same either way.

Man, that's just smart. I only thought about doing the pulley, intake and exhaust mods for my Mini, but a deep fryer... I bet you could get like 200 wings per mile!

Wait, Morgan was also in Wanted too, lest you forget. If Wanted had been worse I'd say we're seeing fate fight back for bad summer movies and Harrison Ford and anyone who ever animated a monkey swinging on vines would also be in trouble, but Wanted was surprisingly ok. Yes, I shall now have to go back and eat my forum words before I saw the movie about how it sucks they dropped the supervillians premise. I'll take them with Horsey-sauce please.