the_j3rk

the_j3rk

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3 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Teen girls sunbathing ... · 0 replies · +18 points

Almost a Darwin Award.

4 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Wrong mom called to th... · 3 replies · +25 points

If they had been named "Mike" and "Jeff" this never would have happened.

4 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - 81-year-old woman inju... · 0 replies · +16 points

Phone rang. Dog attacked. Mr. Pavlov, please take your dogs back.

5 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Teen sentenced to 20 y... · 0 replies · +3 points

20 years. That's only twice what the guy who stuck his face against the joggers rear end got. But this guy committed murder. I don't get it.

6 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - \'Ghost ship\' just th... · 0 replies · +7 points

1.5 million tons of floating debris - were gonna need a bigger boat.

6 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Cruise ship to retrace... · 0 replies · +3 points

Pass. I'll wait for the Hindenburg recreation.

7 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Scientists raise energ... · 0 replies · 0 points

Attractive young women in Geneva bars are often propositioned with the question "how'd you like to see my big bang machine?".

8 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Nokia launches China s... · 0 replies · +1 points

Rumina.

10 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Senate budget writers ... · 0 replies · 0 points

So all of you sixth year communication majors (who just need a few more credits) can rejoice. Assuming you could read the article.

10 weeks ago @ KOMO - Seattle, WA - Fewer seek U.S. unempl... · 1 reply · -4 points

It's hard to compete with unemployment. Go to work for a paycheck, or stay home and play for a paycheck.