Well, I'll apologize to you then also. :)

I'm truly sorry I took your apology, Mark.

Thats why I'm a SOONER! :)

I would like to apologize to Luxemburg for being so small. When all of Europe was getting remapped after World War II, how did we miss these guys? Big mistake by FDR, and on his behalf I'm sorry. Here's some new carpet. Lowes will install it over your whole country for $139. Eh, for you guys, probably $59.99. I mean you're Luxemburg for cryin' out loud!

Next, I'm sorry to the Middle East. We Americans actually started the Crusades. It's a little known fact west of Muskogee, but yes, there we admit it. The Crusades were us. King Bush The Buffalo Heart (circa 495AD) launched the Crusades from the port city of Houstonia, the rest is history. So, our bad middle east dudes.

Lastly, I'd personally like to apologize to Kim Jung-il and the Free and Happy and Well Fed and Democratic Peoples of North Korea for the evil American movie Team Force America. I LOL'ed and I have felt guilty ever since.

Thank You President Obama for the example you have set. I feel better now.