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5 hours ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions - The... · 0 replies · +4 points

Quit looking at my fairing.
Stop wishing the bike was naked.
My eyes are up here.

1 day ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- Do y... · 0 replies · +2 points

Ideally both sides, high, so as to rest my elbows with my hands at 9.30 and 2.30.
Zero armrests, as opposed to one, is a dealbreaker.

4 days ago @ Hooniverse - The Carchive: The DeTo... · 1 reply · +1 points

Not to mention the fine ladies and gentlemen with 'original' Mangustas.

4 days ago @ Hooniverse - The Carchive: The DeTo... · 2 replies · +1 points

And don't even get me started on Esperante and Marcos Mantis and Virage drivers.

5 days ago @ Hooniverse - Motorsports Weekend Gu... · 1 reply · +3 points

10 liters per hour, 2.5mpg.
According to my calculations, the 2CV averages 6.58mph.
Blistering pace in the (18)40s.

Even so, I want to do that.
Though I'm even more tempted by ChampTruck's ruleset.

Edit: This coverage is great. I kid because I love. And a slow 2CV joke is too good to pass up.

6 days ago @ Hooniverse - Wagon Wednesday: 1977 ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Magnificent. It's the opposite of a bad 4x4 conversion, with the sills jacked up higher than the tops of the tires, yet, at the same time, it's also the opposite of an RX300.

6 days ago @ Hooniverse - The Carchive: The DeTo... · 0 replies · +2 points

I only learned about this car recently, searching for a Mystery Car match.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - The Hooniverse Dream C... · 1 reply · +2 points

If the goal is sheer speed, weight is still everything.
Less weight needs less downforce that generates less drag so there is more power to accelerate.
I'd create a much smaller tub.
Switch to true rear engine for a much shorter wheelbase.
Crank up the boost for 1000 hp.
And land my 800lb Deltawing in the catch fencing at 250 or so.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Obscure Mus... · 0 replies · +5 points

Poll needs another option:
ZQ8 only.

2 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions – T... · 2 replies · +7 points

She is fast, thorough, and wicked with a sawzall.
She is ripping out the interior, and installing wicker chairs.

I want a girl with a deft touch and a big... hammer.