skitter

skitter

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20 hours ago @ Hooniverse - 24 Hours of LeMons: ... · 0 replies · +2 points

You said when we lose we don't call in... and... I'm callin' in.

2 days ago @ Hooniverse - Weekend Edition Quick ... · 0 replies · +5 points

In 1992, this was my dream vehicle.
Ah, to live in Hearn, Texas be six again.

3 days ago @ Atomic Toasters - Startdown: The Truth · 0 replies · +3 points

It's hard when your clothing falls from the sky one piece at a time and isn't necessarily what you needed or wanted.

3 days ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Obscure Mus... · 2 replies · +2 points

I think you went backwards on the exchange rate, and the car was $17,000 US in 1984.
Which works out to around $39,000 today.
Maybe that's what you meant; not sure if I think that's a deal or not.

4 days ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- How W... · 0 replies · +3 points

You just need a whole bunch of other people's sensors in one car.
And eventually they'll build an interstate between your house and Taco Bell.

5 days ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- How W... · 0 replies · +7 points

- Detect range and speed of local cell phones
- App to reward turn signaling by broadcasting whether you are doing it, and triggering arrows
- Hold the light a few more seconds for a break in traffic rather than stopping a bunch to let one cross-vehicle through

5 days ago @ Hooniverse - V.I.S.I.T.: Two Wheel ... · 0 replies · +6 points

Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper baby.
Whose chopper is this?
It's Zed's.
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

6 days ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Tractor Pul... · 0 replies · +4 points

My money is still on the R10.
This joke will make even less sense in three days.

6 days ago @ Hooniverse - Review: 2014 Seat Ibiz... · 0 replies · +6 points

If set to music,
Madman Across The Water?
Refrigerator

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Video Review: Dinan S3... · 1 reply · +2 points

You phillistine. Let the oil warm up and get in all the right places before you load up the rings and bearings accelerating the engine internals to redline... What's that? What's a selsius? Oh. Right, carry on.