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2 hours ago @ Hooniverse - Craigslist Crapshoot · 1 reply · +4 points

1981 Cadillac Seville Custom Opera Convertible with s-t-r-e-t-c-h hood. http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4378892256.html

1 day ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions – T... · 2 replies · +3 points

Good job, Devin! For your winning caption, I give you a Suzuki Samurai.

5 days ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Woulda' - S... · 1 reply · +12 points

There's something fishy about that Barracuda. This is a Barracuda.

6 days ago @ Hooniverse - A Hoon's Journey to th... · 0 replies · +4 points

Happy 50th Birthday, Ford Mustang!! I salute you!

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions - The... · 10 replies · +4 points

Good job, mkep819 and P161911, on winning! Here's a 60's Buick for each of you.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What ... · 1 reply · +7 points

The Batpod.

1 week ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Flare Edition · 0 replies · +9 points

It needs this.

2 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Classic Captions - The... · 4 replies · +4 points

Congratulations, engineerd on the winning caption! I do have a Pinto for you as shown by this lady with the big hair.

2 weeks ago @ Atomic Toasters - Sometimes Free Stuff I... · 0 replies · +4 points

FREE: Cursed Putting Green.............. http://denver.craigslist.org/zip/4405784147.html

If listing goes away, it says:

"Have you ever thought to yourself, "Boy, I wish I could spend my entire day moving a ball from one location to another location a few feet away"?

Well, I have the PERFECT deal for you!

I bought my house a year ago and behold - it contained this elevated putting green.

Why is this putting green cursed, you ask rhetorically?

Well, for one, it has managed to kill the tree that it is wrapped around. It was brought to my attention that this is likely due to the fact that a GIANT putting green probably cut off water from the tree, but I think it's more likely to be black magic.

The putting green has an added benefit, it comes with a ton of FREE dirt/rocks. From my research, I have determined that the dirt is what helps contain the evil of the putting green. I suggest that you take both the putting green and the dirt at the same time, purely for the sake of protecting your soul.

Also, free golf balls and putters. They are lying randomly throughout the yard. Bring friends to haul this thing away. It is very large, and will attempt to kill you multiple times throughout its removal.

No refunds. Email me if you are interested."

3 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Craigslist Crapshoot · 0 replies · +3 points

Go Kart $850......... http://cosprings.craigslist.org/cto/4342765788.ht...

(Call or Text jesus).