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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Theater Just Trying To... · 1 reply · +21 points

When I was a teenager, a friend of mine and I staged a fake fight in a coffee shop on Hollywood Boulevard. Three customers pulled guns out of their pockets and pointed them at us. We escaped and never tried anything like that again.

That was a long time ago. Imagine how many people must be packing heat now. Then again, that was Hollywood, where the fruits pick the people.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Nobody's Seen Congress... · 0 replies · +5 points

Jesse Jr. is having what used to be called a nervous breakdown. This is not surprising seeing how things have been going for him lately.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Human Soba Noodle Rich... · 0 replies · +7 points

I'm Richard Cohen. What about it?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Eternal Bachelor David... · 1 reply · +1 points

Fuck you, ttommy--but not in the ass.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Andrew Breitbart Drops... · 0 replies · +4 points

There's the part where you say it, and the part where you take it back.

-- J.L. Austin.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Eternal Bachelor David... · 4 replies · +10 points

I hope Wonkette Jr. has some other reason for thinking that Dreier is gay besides the fact that he is a lifelong bachelor. I am a lifelong bachelor, and I have gotten 50 times more pussy and a hundred times less trouble than your average married guy. No offense to gay bachelors. I just don't like the inference.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Barack Obama Sings 'Sw... · 0 replies · +31 points

What are you talking about, kid? Don't you have some homework to do?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Sarah Palin Declares '... · 1 reply · +38 points

No, the lamestream media people never went to Sunday school. They are all Jewish homosexuals. But then, you knew that, didn't you, Sarah?

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Deconstructing Sarah P... · 10 replies · +50 points

Your mother, in combat boots.

14 years ago @ Wonkette - Deconstructing Sarah P... · 27 replies · +60 points

Now you are shifting your ground, from "recognizing the problem" to giving a "well prepared speech." You really don't know what you're talking about, do you? Don't you have school in a few hours? Go to bed.