I was born in Elmhurst, IL. (Ernie Banks). I grew up in Wausau, WI (Warren Spahn). When the Braves left for Atlanta, I adopted the Reds (Johnnie Bench). After college, I moved to the Twin Cities (Kirby Puckett). I now live in St. Petersburg, FL (Evan Longoria). I am a conservative. I tell it like it is. Case closed counselor.