Future ex-husband. She should not have answered the door at home either.

Our postman keeps telling us he is participating in "loincloth Fridays", maybe we should check in to whether this really is official policy.

Really? The Little Eddie Harkman fictitious character musing on Bain capital opened up your investment banks do good work narrative? It was a joke on the way the posters were going on about something as stupid as inferring Bain had squat to do with Gymboree in Boulder closing. Take a breath, man. Bain had nothing to do with Gymboree in Boulder not showing up on Monday. Investment banks and VC's are basically good, but can also exist to enrich a share class of stockholders while decimating another.

Little Eddie Harkman, 7, said he missed his teacher, further extolling a critical analysis of the connection to Bain, private equity and the fact that he would no longer be tumbling on Tuesdays.

Deeper in the report it was noted that 63% percent of books delivered to campus were titled "On The Road", as Amazon offered students "stonewashed versions with dog eared pages and notes pre-inserted".

Can they turn the stoplight there to a blinking yellow then? There are very few cars entering, and I'm having a bad streak getting caught at it headed to 470...

Bravo, great Mother's Day story!

Reverse discrimination at the K-5 level? Were there some applicants that did not get in? haha, kidding, they get in; further, if you are trying to allude to some misuse of resource allocation to aid ESL students at your school, then it is a red herring because Boulder has a choice in schools, so simply go to the whitest school you can find and get the targeted anglo focused education you are comfortable with. You won't even have to see any of them messican types with different skin colors, except for your friends that are Mexican, because of course you are colorblind and just bringing up the term illegal Mexican aliens in most of your sentences for illustrative purposes.

Above average!

So, Boulder has a school that educates spanish and english language students together, with some spanish classes for english speaking students, and classes in english for spanish or ESL students. It is showing good strides with a program they started a few years back of full day kindergarten. Sounds like a public school working to educate the current population of our town, starting early and getting results. In addition, there are many other great elementary schools like Whittier, Bear Creek, Foothills, and more catering to neighborhood and different demographics, though all accessible via Boulder school choice program. And your post illustrates what true reality?