Get some cameras in there. There are plenty of decent IR DVR sets out there.
I bet "Rapey" kept the pubes. Which item in that box is the "collectible" is all a matter of perspective. He can feel free to mail me the "packing material" that kept the pubes safe.
This story will never get old.
Maybe next time I should take up eating something instead of blowing bubbles. Maybe he is just wearing small pants and that is his ysalamir belt buckle. The most disturbing part of that picture is that somehow your mind saw it fit for him to be holding flowers in his right hand.
Try turning the tables. Next time she turns down sex as a compliment you should cry because it was your hormones talking. Then ask again if she wants it. If she turns it down, snap at her for calling you unattractive. If she accepts, get pissed because she isn't taking your "real" feelings seriously and you are not just a piece of meat. Either way, cry and apologize. Then snap at her again. And repeat until she is more confused than you are.
But don't forget to get it at some point too.
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