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16 years ago @ Big Government - Flashback: Census Bure... · 5 replies · +6 points
Just a funny census story here-
My neighbor is an EMS Tech in Leland & Navassa, NC.
A census worker came to both our homes last week and he wasn't home. When I told him they were at his house, he became agitated over the whole census mess but then stopped to tell me this hilarious story.
After all the reports about felons and other low lifes hired by the census bureau, one little old lady clearly wasn't having any.
My EMS neighbor was called to a home where a 62 year old disabled senior citizen, confined to a motorized chair lives. It seems she didn't answer her door when a census worker arrived and when he got no answer, her opened her front door and entered her home.
Well, the next thing he knew she threw a huge pot of boiling water at him, hit him repeatedly with a heavy skillet and basically beat the living crap out of him! All this while still in her chair!
She was treated for heart palpitations and the census worker was arrested after being treated for severe burns on his face and arms as well as multiple contusions on his head and other body parts....
All I can say is that she is my kind of gal!
My neighbor is an EMS Tech in Leland & Navassa, NC.
A census worker came to both our homes last week and he wasn't home. When I told him they were at his house, he became agitated over the whole census mess but then stopped to tell me this hilarious story.
After all the reports about felons and other low lifes hired by the census bureau, one little old lady clearly wasn't having any.
My EMS neighbor was called to a home where a 62 year old disabled senior citizen, confined to a motorized chair lives. It seems she didn't answer her door when a census worker arrived and when he got no answer, her opened her front door and entered her home.
Well, the next thing he knew she threw a huge pot of boiling water at him, hit him repeatedly with a heavy skillet and basically beat the living crap out of him! All this while still in her chair!
She was treated for heart palpitations and the census worker was arrested after being treated for severe burns on his face and arms as well as multiple contusions on his head and other body parts....
All I can say is that she is my kind of gal!
16 years ago @ Big Government - Undercover Census Frau... · 0 replies · +6 points
Just a funny census story here-
My neighbor is an EMS Tech in Leland & Navassa, NC.
A census worker came to both our homes last week and he wasn't home. When I told him they were at his house, he became agitated over the whole census mess but then stopped to tell me this hilarious story.
After all the reports about felons and other low lifes hired by the census bureau, one little old lady clearly wasn't having any.
My EMS neighbor was called to a home where a 62 year old disabled senior citizen, confined to a motorized chair lives. It seems she didn't answer her door when a census worker arrived and when he got no answer, her opened her front door and entered her home.
Well, the next thing he knew she threw a huge pot of boiling water at him, hit him repeatedly with a heavy skillet and basically beat the living crap out of him! All this while still in her chair!
She was treated for heart palpitations and the census worker was arrested after being treated for severe burns on his face and arms as well as multiple contusions on his head and other body parts....
All I can say is that she is my kind of gal!
My neighbor is an EMS Tech in Leland & Navassa, NC.
A census worker came to both our homes last week and he wasn't home. When I told him they were at his house, he became agitated over the whole census mess but then stopped to tell me this hilarious story.
After all the reports about felons and other low lifes hired by the census bureau, one little old lady clearly wasn't having any.
My EMS neighbor was called to a home where a 62 year old disabled senior citizen, confined to a motorized chair lives. It seems she didn't answer her door when a census worker arrived and when he got no answer, her opened her front door and entered her home.
Well, the next thing he knew she threw a huge pot of boiling water at him, hit him repeatedly with a heavy skillet and basically beat the living crap out of him! All this while still in her chair!
She was treated for heart palpitations and the census worker was arrested after being treated for severe burns on his face and arms as well as multiple contusions on his head and other body parts....
All I can say is that she is my kind of gal!
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