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14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Newt: I've 'Fallen Sho... · 0 replies · 0 points

Oh for crying out loud. This is almost, ALMOST as silly as those pictures on Newt on TV with the heroic postures...holding out one hand like he is stopping evil or something, Before the Florida debate they ran a series of 5 or 6 of them and --- may I die if I'm lying --- I thought they were mocking him, somebody like the tonight show or the Daily show. Newt as "Terminator Three -- the Law Giver" or --well at least they didn't strip him to the waist and make it look like DUNE. Only that could have been more ridiculous. Now he has "fallen short of the Glory of G-d"?? As if - what? All HUMANS have been surpassed of course. However, by the slimmest of margins the Newtster has failed to equal the Almighty. Did the Greeks have a God of Pomposity??? I can suggest a model.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Chavez wants good rela... · 1 reply · +1 points

Chavez has had many many positive things to say about Obama. Most important is his call for Obama to declare himself "President For Life" because then Cuba and Venezuela and Russia and China could depend on this country PERMANENTLY. Notice that President Obama DID NOT REJECT THIS IDEA.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Greece to \'sell bonds... · 0 replies · +1 points

This is absolutely BRILLIANT. If people doubt the "full faith and credit" of the Greek government then by all means GIVE THEM SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL. Very smart, men. Very smart. AND I am by no means easy to please, just check my blog of the same name.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Christian Bale denies ... · 1 reply · -4 points

Hmmm... This used to be called the "Rape of Nan-King". Golly wolly Miss Piggie but the new :"correct" spelling or the town isn't the most important part of this... IS IT? IS IT KERMIT??

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gingrich campaign says... · 1 reply · 0 points

Anyway, since when did Newt "win" any of the debates?? He sat there silently being ignored because he was polling at 3 or 4 percent and then toward the end he made some comment like "Can't we all just get along?" "Any of us would be better than President Obama" That's some kind of tremendously incisive and brilliant performance?? Then vote for Rodney King !. What we KNOW about Newt is that he is a total and complete egomaniac. That and he always blows up. He was kicked out as speaker and every person that worked with him back then will tell you that he is NOT somebody that should be President. Not one or two of them. Not half of them. Virtually EVERY ONE of them. Oh he's not a loose cannon anymore, He's CHANGED. Right. THINK. He got ahead in the polls for the first time and what did he do?? He announced that the campaign is over. "I AM NOW THE NOMINEE".

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gingrich campaign says... · 1 reply · 0 points

Where is this INSANITY COMING FROM??? Oh he's so smart. He's the smartest guy on the stage. BULL POOP. He is a HISTORY PROF. Think. Was HISTORY where the geniuses majored at YOUR college? Oh I forgot. Most of the people ranting for Newt didn't go to college I guess. Well, here's a clue. NO. HISTORY IS NOT THE GENIUS TRACK, OK?? Want to know who our "smartest" recent President was?? Do you?? Hint: He graduated from Annapolis with honors and a degree in Nuclear Engineering. THAT'S where the "geniuses" went when they got out of your high school. Remember?? Nuclear Physics and Engineering?? Not History for crying out loud. And this "Wow I can't wait to hear him debate Obama" More GARBAGE. The Presidential Debates are NOT an essay writing contest where the contestants get to pick their own subjects. They have to answer questions from......JIm Lehrer. Remember?? They are going to be similar left wing moderators AGAIN and they will tend to play to Obama's strengths.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Gingrich campaign says... · 1 reply · +1 points

Let me simplify this. He is an egomaniacal creep that believes in one and only one principle. NEWT. I can't believe ANYTHING could make me think of voting for the socialist anti-American horror currently living in the White House, but I AM thinking maybe two houses controlled by the GOP would be able to keep it from destroying the country. On the other hand... unlike the tea party newbies slathering around talking about putting AAHHHRRRGGGHHH NO NO NO Not that throwback Gingrich. WE THREW HIM OUT BACK IN 1998. How in the name of Hot Doctor Pepper did he come back??? This is like one of those Nightmare on Pennsylvania Ave sequels where you think it's over and then .... IT'S NOT !! Did somebody bury him out there in the Pet Sematary or WHAT??:????? NO NO NO.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.tv - Thrill Is Gone? Matthe... · 0 replies · +7 points

People nowadays don't have much experience in the real world and have NO experience in the old world of a hundred or more years ago when many "expressions" were created. .. "Rats leave a sinking ship" was not a comment on the moral turpitude of rats. Rats live in the bottom of the boat, down in the lowest reaches, the bilges and under the flooring in the stores area. Those areas are the FIRST TO FILL WITH WATER WHEN THE BOAT SPRINGS A LEAK and so if you looked out and saw all of your rats pouring out the sides and swimming like hell towards shore or the other boats in the fleet where they try to scamper up the ropes, nets, and anchor chains...... YOU F***ing boat is about to sink. The RATS aren't bad folk, they just KNOW MORE WHATS GOING ON. So when people at a Whitehouse -- when the chef is casting about for a restaurant and sending resumes????? He knows something you don't.

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Abnormal radioactivity... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sorry 'bout that. I was flying my saucer over the area and had an emissions problem. It won't happen again. Please gather up my isotopes and return them post haste pell mell and hully gully. That done we need not have any problems between us. And... let me say that bit about a "near earth object" and all was completely brilliantine on your part. Say no more, eh? Say no more. init?

14 years ago @ Breitbart.com - Obama: US, Russia want... · 0 replies · +1 points

Not a dirty bomb. EMP bomb. look it up.