Interesting, in that I'm always left the head of their most recent conquest. Maybe they're trying to tell me something...
I can certainly relate to your response, mine unfortunately would have been "Bass in your face means peace see ya later." It helps to keep in mind something paraphrased from one of your previous posts, that part of the gospel is realizing we are all fools in need of pity.
I'd like to point out that in the music video for They Don't Care About Us, Michael Jackson wears at least seven different depths of V-neck, and that this most certainly is the origin of their current popularity, given the 12 year latency in what I call the "Black Shoes/White Socks" cycle. As for Crocs and Uggs, there is no reasonable explanation.