If Cloverfield spanked it vigorously enough, would his man-sauce wash NYC off the map? Also, is Cloverfield scared of the possibility of Eli's grandmother coming back as a gamma-irradiated "super beast", and kicking his ass? (Assuming she isn't too sleepy) I imagine she would have some sort of nacho cheese cannon and enchilada nunchucks...

What make does Cloverfield's dad sell at his dealership? (My love for Eli faltered when he refused to do Cloverfield last week! Spunk-drunk damn it!)

Great stuff. Jesus + "Clever girl" is always a WIN.

Yeah, kafka is right. Great idea! Let's do that! ;)

Coverfield explaining how the hot receptionist (at his dad's dealership) needs to answer the "bone phone" quick, and receive his special brand of girthy love. With special emphasis on "broham", "broseph", "cock block", and "spunk drunk"!