johnnyichiban

johnnyichiban

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17 years ago @ /Film - First Look: M Night Sh... · 0 replies · +1 points

Nothing good will come of this whitewash.

17 years ago @ /Film - Di · 0 replies · +1 points

You don't have to pay anything if you don't go. No one is making you.

17 years ago @ /Film - Di · 0 replies · +1 points

Now THIS is good sci-fi film making!!

17 years ago @ /Film - Karate Kid Remake Plot... · 0 replies · 0 points

"GET 'EM A BODY BAG!!!"

But in all seriousness they really ought to call this "The Kung Fu (or Gung Fu) Kid". Sony (Japanese firm, HELLO ?!?!?) of all people should realize this.

17 years ago @ /Film - GI Joe: The Rise of Co... · 0 replies · +1 points

Looks like fun. I'll take my nephew. Pure matinee viewing, though.

17 years ago @ /Film - Oliver Stone to Direct... · 0 replies · +1 points

They lost me at "...and Shia LeBeouf." Bleh x Meh = Blechh

17 years ago @ /Film - Box Office Tracking: H... · 1 reply · +2 points

+1. I would wager Alicia Keys would do a better job, but I don't think she would go slumming in a project like this.

17 years ago @ /Film - Box Office Tracking: H... · 0 replies · +1 points

Lakeview Terrace is not "sub-par". If anything its underrated. Not great, but good. I would cite bad promotion for its poor performance. It seems like they touted it as some sort of "CRAZY-SAM-JACKSON-TERRORIZES-YOUNG-PEOPLE-BECAUSE-THEY'RE-A-MIXED-COUPLE!!!!" movie when it was more than just that.

17 years ago @ /Film - Airbender Set Pics App... · 1 reply · +1 points

"...nonsense like Transformers..."

Careful...You have to understand that the original Transformers was a work of its time. The 80s were a somewhat reprehensible period in terms of culture. You know, with the greed and all. The only good things to come out of it were seminal Japanese anime and Hip Hop.

Compared to its contemporaries the O.G. Transformers was Shakespeare. And I'm not joking. Watch an episode from the 2nd season. Rapier wit for "Saturday morning sprog-fodder".

17 years ago @ /Film - Tranformers 2 Robots A... · 3 replies · +1 points

In a "surprise" move for Michael Bay nearly all the Autobots are bankrupt GM vehicles. Christ. I remember when Transformers used to be about variety.

Also, why does bay have a knack for not having characters...stick to their characters? Seriously, first Jazz now Jetfire. bay makes no sense.