Now he may have been a great, charistmatic salesman, but how much of the stuff that he sold worked? Were they all shams like the Shamwow? Or was it more useful stuff like a remote control light switch?

I call shenanigans. You'll ruin the battery if you use it right away, right?

I'd like an Iphone, but I don't want to get AT&T so I'm already basically dead in my tracks.

I know there's all this jailbreaking and unlocking and whatnot to put other companies on the Iphone (at least, the old ones or secondhand ones that don't require you to get an AT&T plan at the store) but when it comes to IPhones I am way over my head.

I'd like one. They're shiny and fun. But um..I hear they can't do stuff my regular phone can. That's basically all I know about the haxor culture of the IPhone.

Teach me, FBs.

I actually don't think it's too embarrassing, if you think about it. He died the way he lived. He didn't go get some hookers in Thailand and cheat on his wife. He was just doing some crazy sex stuff.

This is more apropos if you remember that one of Conan's "low brow" characters was "Chewbacca Stuck in a Glory Hole"

Slash000 is a forumer over at the Penny Arcade forums.

We were freaking out when we saw it on Yahoo.

The whole thing just reeks of Tom Cruise, War of the Worlds "You don't get me, mom! The aliens love me so I'm gonna do something stupid!"

I hope the kid dies and Juliet spends the rest of the series getting revenge. There's no way they can keep up that level of CGI past the pilot. Still confused as to how they'll stretch it out for a whole season/series.

What's the yellow box supposed to be? An intercom?

"The Wayans Bros. was a good show! And we didn't even get a final episode!"

alternatively, "What all of America wants. A reunion of the cast of friends...from Night Court!" "Court? At night? I'm already laughing! Tell me more."

Well Bill Lawrence's line of reasoning is pretty sound. We like to sit here and judge from the audience's POV, but there are a lot of people working on Scrubs. When the show ends, they all get fired and have to find new jobs. Bill Lawrence is trying to keep them employed for as long as he can because he feels he owes it to them, especially in this economy. And he also said that if Scrubs 2.0 fails, it won't dribble to the finish line. He wants it to fail spectacularly in a blaze of glory.

Some people feel the show had a renaissance on ABC this past season.