jesus_vs_gojira

jesus_vs_gojira

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12 hours ago @ Wonkette - New Jersey Mayor Arres... · 1 reply · +8 points

Can we get rid of Prairie Home Companion, too? I hate that show.

20 hours ago @ Wonkette - New Jersey Mayor Arres... · 1 reply · +8 points

It's appropriate on Towel Day that we all fell into a worm hole and landed back in May 24th.

1 day ago @ Commentary Magazine - Is Obama Not So Smart?... · 0 replies · +1 points

LIke "57 states"?

I'm always curious when conservatives trot this one out. Do you think this was a slip of the tongue, or do you think that Obama actually made it through his entire life believing there are 57 states?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Braintrus... · 0 replies · +3 points

Best. VP. Pick. Ever.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Your Morning Braintrus... · 0 replies · +4 points

I think she sums it up best herself @1:26: "Um, I'm sorry, what?"

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't The Democrat... · 0 replies · +8 points

Every family in this nation operates on a budget.

In my family, we just auction off some treasury bills. Usually our neighbors buy about a third of them, and we buy the rest ourselves.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Why Won't The Democrat... · 0 replies · +3 points

Yeah, when I bought a house, I remember paying for it with piles of ten dollar bills.

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Ungrateful West Philly... · 1 reply · +7 points

Dianne Feinstein stopped short of criticizing the West Philadelphia residents. "It’s done,” she said. “Go on to other things now.”

2 days ago @ Wonkette - Who Would Win In A Bar... · 0 replies · +7 points

Needs more TelePrompter. With, like, not-dumb words on it.

3 days ago @ Wonkette - Nation Weeps As ‘Oba... · 0 replies · +3 points

I believe America is unique and based on a core set of principles that make it superior to other nations

One of things that most endears Americans to the rest of the world is when we tell them how much they suck.

Would you like some mass transit, high-speed rail, universal healthcare, manufacturing base, middle class, 40-hour work week, cheap broadband, social safety net, and access to higher education with that arrogance? No? Good.