Nicely done--just pure jaded punch-line. I laughed out loud, and then passed-gas, and then laughed out loud at that.

worst fucking episode of voyager, EVER! -how in the hell are they going to retain all their memories after turning into carp?

I can't think of that thing as anything other than the, Large Hardon Collider.

Yeanh-hunh.... How many HE readers are now wandering the facilities in Gonn'a'get'a'mo Lay? NO SECRET PRISONS! BRING JUSTICE TO HIJINKS ENSUE!!

The costume where Barklay gets Flowers4Algernon'd and ejaculates the Enterprise across the galaxy with the holographic non-traveler species who addresses Picard with an "interrogative" and hologram book-mark jammed in his head.

Having only missed one (1) original Next Generation episode--the with Jean Grey getting hijacked in hibernation by Ferengi--you've made my entire day.

What the good-goddamned'd is going on over at HE-Worldcom? Since when is Josh given authority to get all Dick Cheinous with decisions like this? I read this blog, I've been there man, I'VE PUT IN THE HOURS! If there's monster geek wang to be seen, IWANNAGODDAMNEDSEETHATDUNESANDWORMDELUXEFREAKINESS!!!

It was too Battle Star, for its own good. -The detached genius scientist with his own motives, various bureaucrats vying for control, competent/hapless military types, etc. etc. etc.

And why in the hell didn't they just use one of the orb/camera things to close the fucking door to the venting shuttle? -Boom! Suspension of Disbelief out the window and the series sucks shit from dead assholes.

Am I really the one that needs to wrestle the pink elephant in the room to the ground by wrenching it's lisping tusks around to drop it on it's back?

Fine.

Ever share a room with someone who might do trauma to your coccyx?

Wake-up with the taint of sweet, rotten cabbage in your nose?

I'd point a finger, but haven't clipped my nails.

I think?

Dude, it's an amalgam; Hellboy is the final reference.