hijinksensue

hijinksensue

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15 hours ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 0 replies · +4 points

I don't know anything for certain any more.

15 hours ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 4 replies · +4 points

You honestly have no idea. It goes in stages. First it's Sesame Street and basically nothing else for like 2 years. At first it's fine, but they you realize they only make like 15 new Sesame Streets a year and you've been watching it twice a day for 4 months. You'll see every episode 150 times, and anything that you find even SLIGHTLY annoying will be magnified to warcrime status.

Then it's a couple of years of shapes and numbers and letter and little kid character just SCREAMING at the TV. There must be some scientific correlation between knowledge retention and horrific screeching.

Then there's a couple of years where it's not so bad. But that's only getting you complacent for when they start watching LIVE ACTION PROGRAMMING FOR CHILDREN!!!!! There's nothing worse than Disney channel child actors. You think you know screaming? You think you know overacting? You know nothing.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 3 replies · +4 points

So I'm basically right, but they just don't come right out and confess to the sinister motives behind it all.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 2 replies · +4 points

Harmony is just a codeword for subjugation. Once all ponies "know their place" only then "harmony" will be achieved.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 0 replies · +3 points

I'm sure they want Earth Ponies to have the false hope that they are just as good as everyone else, but they might as well have no limbs, eyes or ears.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 1 reply · +6 points

Hitler ruined a pretty sweet Chaplin mustache too. You just gotta pick a new hat and move on.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 1 reply · +3 points

the what...

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 1 reply · +4 points

There are few males and they are only kept around for breeding stock. Most are killed at birth. Pegicorns are mostly euthanized as well, out of fear that they will rise up.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 0 replies · +6 points

I watch Adventure time with my kid and one of my favorite things is noticing what she responds to, what I respond to and what we both respond to equally.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning Through Osmosis · 0 replies · +6 points

Your math checks out.