hijinksensue

hijinksensue

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19 hours ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Momentum · 0 replies · +2 points

I can vouch for all of this. I worked at two retail stores in my youth, and both had those policies. Nothing is "shoplifted" until it actually leaves the store, and all we could do once it was gone is call the cops and file a report with a description. I once saw a manager go as far as following a thief into the parking lot and call the cops while in earshot of the thief then read them his license plate number. Both store also had the "follow people around and make them feel uncomfortable if they hang out too long after we close, but NEVER tell them we are actually closed" policy. I once stayed at work over an hour after close as the ENTIRE STORE waited for once person to quit milling about.

19 hours ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Momentum · 0 replies · +3 points

Just purchasing stuff at Fry's typically requires an argument of some sort. I can't imagine the returns process.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I've Got A Secret That... · 0 replies · +2 points

Bro.

1 day ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - I've Got A Secret That... · 0 replies · +2 points

...soooooo cloooooose....

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 1 reply · +4 points

Narf. Narf, indeed.

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 0 replies · +3 points

That's pretty rad. We played piano arrangements of Radiohead before our wedding. My wife walked down the aisle to Somewhere Over the Rainbow on classical guitar and we went back down the aisle to Linus and Lucy.

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 1 reply · +1 points

Yeah, you've basically got it.

Also, thank you. That's very kind of you to say.

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Better inside than outside... wait.

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 1 reply · +3 points

In the early days of DVD ownership, I would always calibrate my surround sound system with the after-opera battle scene of The Fifth Element.

2 days ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Better The Dirt Devil ... · 4 replies · +4 points

Good question. In my mind it was more of an inaudible gasp. A quizzical facial expression that seems like it should have an accompanying noise, but doesnt.