you're missing that rap video by shaq I'm Outstanding. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLAVsPMzPRU

i'm not worried about me dying , i am worried about killing other people. i have a quick temper and low tolerance of stupidity.

ok , i have to admit the foods shown above look yummy , but is totally insane , just take it and rub it on your ass , cause that's where it's going to go anyway when you consume it. i can not lie though , i will make something just as fattening when i am stoned. i will actually get up and make a whole meal , that means thawing out meat , getting out a measuring cup , getting the recipe book , turning on the stove and making some magic and the meal almost always includes gravy on everything. after cooking the 10 course meal , i wait till the next day to eat it , cause if i take a sip of soda i will lose my high and i want to keep high till i say fuk it and fuk it all.

1.you know your way too stoned when the the ugly guy or girl looks fukable. 2. you know you are way to stoned when you say fuk it and fuk it all!

the on thing i hate in this whole wide world is when people do not clean the weed. take out those damn stems and seeds. i have seen seeds pop out the joint and or blunt and land on something or someone and burn the cowboy shyt outta ya. one guy i was smoking with had a cherry pop and it landed inside of his shoe , he had on no socks and he had on shorts. my aunt either does not clean her weed or half ass does it. makes the blunt smoke funny , and sounds like a damn fire cracker going off. it takes me about 10 min to clean my weed. why so long you ask? cleaner weed , and a smoother smoke. everything else above i can tolerate , stuffing you pipe or blunt with uncleaned weed , drives me insane.