Bill Brady won all counties in Illinois except Cook (home to Chicago) and Alexander (Southernmost county). He tied Quinn in Jackson County.

But while Cook County appears to be solidly democrat, the fact is, Brady won in 16 of the 30 suburban Cook townships, so the blue area is even smaller and is made up of the city of Chicago and primarily the townships bordering it. The townships to the North, West and Southwest went for Brady.

Imagine how we residents of Illinois feel having the entire state run by corrupt Chicago politicians and their cronies who get elected year after year because they receive 80% of the city's vote, and the rest of the state electorate can't offset that disparity. Yet the city of Chicago makes up less than 1% of the state's size in square miles.

To Pelosi, the military is useful only as a servant. She's anti-military even when she's using it to suit her needs. How else to explain her expectation that the Air Force be at her beck and call for unnecesary travel while turning a blind eye to the protests against the military in her home city.

Reminds me of Bill Ayers, another fellow traveler and anarchist, who killed a police officer in the 80's and then didn't hesitate to use the Chicago police last year to remove people from public property near his house because they were "bothering" him. Suddenly the hated police were useful for driving away an even more hated enemy, regular people who questioned him.

They're sick and twisted people whose hate, avarice and self-absorption rule every part of their being.

Eugene Winkler is a busy little activist. From a Bing search there's a picture of him that closely matches the man in the video: http://www.csec.org/csec/sermon/Winkler_4203.htm. He's a pastor that was also on the Illinois Division of the ACLU and, no surprise, was used by the ACLU to try to take down the Boy Scouts, in particular to prevent the Pentagon from continuing a decades long celebration with the Boy Scouts as well as the case aganist several companies, government agencies and organizations in Chicago to force them to no longer support the Boy Scouts or force them to "seek to change either the BSA's discriminatory practices or stop chartering BSA units" because they claimed the BSA was a discrimatory. Winkler said that "he objected to the exclusion of homosexuals from the City's scouting programs as well as the requirement that participants make a pledge that acknowledges God."

All of the women speculating about Palin's breast 'enlargement" know better. All they have to do is look at the recent picture and see that Palin's chest is up and elbows thrown way back. Every woman knows that differences in posture can make a person's body look different. Starlets pose with their bodies turned to the side and one leg in front of the other to appear slimmer. So, to those women who are smearing Palin, put on a sports bra, a loose fitting jacket and stand with your hands on your hips and elbows to the side and look at yourself in the mirror. Now put on a tight shirt and an underwire bra that's thick enough to hide nipple protrusions and stand with your chest high and elbows back far like Palin. Viola, bigger, perkier boobs, even for someone with a C cup. If the left wasn't so blinded by hate and jealousy they would have spent a little time figuring it out. Even 12 year-old girls who've just started developing know that standing up straight enhances their new assets. As shallow as the Wonkette crew is, they know that, too. They're just looking for a way to trash their enemy.

Does it come in different sizes for light versus heavy usage?

Okay, I'm done for now.

Does it come in red?
Does is leak data?
Does it only work once a month?
If liquid is spilled on it, how absorbent is it?
Is it just for women?
Does it come in different sizes?

How could that not forsee all these jokes?