The United Nations Unconventional Culture Commission vigorously agrees with the words of Mr. Burstein, who, it should be noted, wore the blue hat of a UN Pillow Inspector with great distinction during our ill-fated mission to last year's Pillow Fight.

The international community must unite in its opposition of the notorious Talibro extremists. Their backwards-hatted thuggery represent nothing less than a direct assault on the concept of light-hearted, public fun. Until an international agreement is reached on the Talibro problem, the United Nations will not be able to make the necessary containment actions around known Talibro hot spots, such as the Marina, Medjool, and San Diego.

Scattered reports of pranksters descending on Twitter and Fiddler on the Roof.
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