EXCUSE ME MR MANCOW DOUCHEBAG! I have written a series of articles over the last 2 weeks for the Santa Monica Daily Press www.smdp.com for my weekly Wednesday column "Going Postal" on my personal US Navy Cryptologic Aircrew experience as well as my fellow US Navy shipmates who participated in SERE training. Part III is this coming Wednesday if you possess the minerals to study up a bit.

Please note, no where have you ever mentioned your concerns for the "human rights" of the several thousands of US service members who underwent the very same training that you briefly experienced to use as a ratings bump for your show. Are you and Doberman Olbermann currently cottaging together to make sweeps week? Maybe you and Anderson Cooper are gargling the same tea bag, perhaps?

You are about as hardcore as a Karen Carpenter tribute band.

If you think that waterboarding is torture then please explain to me WTF is up with Nick Berg these days? Remember him? Please, do your next show on having YOUR own empty head SAWED OFF for our personal edification and then report back to us about how that's workin' for you. Maybe do a flow chart with a cross comparison.

If you are feeling so warm and fuzzy about the likes of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed then go ask him if he'll remove your clitoris. You can be one of his 72 virgins in paradise.

I think that it was appropriate that SKYNET and it's soul-less army of shiny silver, hunky, all-male robotic based "society" was based out of Nancy Pelosi's home town. I'm sure that SanFran Nan was pleased to see that they got Helena Bonham Carter to play her as the future bitch-mama of the liberal "machines".

Think about it. Liberals want an all inclusive, everybody-is-equal, mediocre, one-world dominion where technology is driven and channelled by what a liberal computer geek would like to emulate; an animated, near-indestructible character from a D and D game. "HA! You can't even kill me by pouring molten metal in my ear holes ! My turn to roll the dice! Pass me another Red Bull"

Look at the world of the "machines" in this movie and all of the parallels of what liberal fascism offers. Does this mean that John Connors and the "resistance" are "conservatives"? Sorry, not enough gallows humor. Conservatives would definitely have more interestingly dark, funny, things to say. Liberal writers can be soooo serious sometimes.

My apologies, I'm dorking out right now. The wife and I loved the movie, however, for what it was...a good popcorn action flick for a Friday night date.

"...thousands of brave men died on a lie...? Hmmm. 58,209 brave men died on a lie that Lyndon Johnson told about the events in the Gulf of Tonkin. And lefty liberal weenies like your parents spit on the survivors when they came home. Let's point out that the Civil War was started by southern Democrat slave holders against the party of Lincoln [625,00 dead] Democrat Woodrow Wilson parked us in WWI [204,000 dead] Democrat Roosevelt's body count [405,000 dead] Democrat Truman's Korea [35,416 dead]

Do the math douchebag, if Republicans are allegedly guilty of needless bloodshed, Democrats sit neck deep in an historical jaccuzzi of burbling gore.

Sorry, BOY, you were so bored that you had suffer to blog here. I guess your blow-up goat sprang a leak and AAA was unavailable to fix the flat.

Coming from the author of the piece, I humbly accept the compliment.

C'mon, who's cooler, Darth Cheney or a sexless Obama-wan-Kenobi? Darth Cheney dresses like he means frikkin' business while Obama wan Kenobi looks like he's wearing his jammies for a West Hollywood slumber party! Newsweek, as usual got their Republi-Sithians all wrong.

Who would you want on your team during a brick and spit fight in the parking lot after the Sandman bantha races on Ameniar IX? Who do you think throws better parties, the heroes or the villains? Heroes don't have slave girls!

Who do you think gets laid more? Have you heard of any women from EITHER party ever say, "Oooh! That Rahm Emanuel, he's sooo sexy in his Star Fleet uniform"? The guy looks like he's wearing a tribble on his head.

Be the villain, have more FUN! It worked for Ricardo Montalban.

I keep a copy of Newsweek in the bathroom. I'll tear out a page of my favorite Demo-douche bag, place he/she/they face up in the bowl and then commence target practice.

My favorite theory is that Obama is the love child of Malcolm X and his mom. She supposedly met him at a lecture while she was in college [before meeting Barry Sr.], played a little "hide the salami" and became knocked up. Barry Sr. was a friend of the X-Man and fronted himself as the true father of baby Barry in order to gain US citizenship before returning to Kenya to be a Harvard trained ninja-assassin/accountant.

The evidence? Look at a picture of Malcolm, Barry Sr and Barry Jr as adults. Who does Barry Jr. most look like? Well, Denzel Washington, of course.

Oh look! It's Sandra Bernhard in her best pre-teabag pose! Anderson Cooper must have given her tips. She just brings out the "gargle" in gargoyle1

For openers he was a vegetarian, starving artist who boinked his cousin. For greater clarity, however, Mein Kampf is available for free on the web. Spend about an hour or two reading it. Then apply what you've just read to what's been happening in recent liberal American politics.

It's a little spooky, if you ask me.

excuse me Miles...Hitler was "right wing"? The term "Nazi" is the reader's digest version of "National SOCIALIST German WORKERS Party" Do you see anything remotely "conservative/Junker" in the title? Please educate yourself with the Nazi Party platform of 1927 and note that are several SOCIALIST items on grand display that are far from being conservative. You have made the usual error of assuming that because Hitler fought against the Communists that he was somehow pro-capitalist. Both camps were socialist driven but had different methods of achieving the same goals.

Hitler and Stalin agreed on the "what" but not on the "how".

Go back and look at the roots of fascism. Mussolini was hardly a capitalist. You can find this information in these devices called books. You may be familiar with them. They are at this real big building called a library. Sorry there is no porn.