Isn't it amazing how liberals just can't stick to the issues, and always resort to personal insults and name-calling, thinking that tactic will stick, and will fool enough people to make a difference. They would pop a vein if they realized how many conservatives are laughing at their rants. I know I find liberals very entertaining, in a sick and disgusting sort of way.
Wouldn't it have been wiser to visit the OWS crowd? It would show those plucky protestors that the Obama administration fully supports their heroic stand against evil capitalism. I'm sure it would make a huge difference in the next presidential election.
I wonder how the immigrants who got here legally feel about all this nonsense. They played by the rules, and became US citizens the right way, instead of climbing over fences or swimming across a river to sneak in.
Refresh my memory - didn't we elect him so the world would love us again, and usher in a new atmosphere of peace, love and respect throughout the world?
Not to worry - haven't they always told the world that their nuclear ambitions are purely peaceful? And when they threaten to obliterate Israel & western civilization, we should know they're only joking, those scamps. Neville Chamberlain sure had it right when he said, "We will have peace in our time".
So refreshing that with everyone worrying about frivolous items like the economy, deteriorating stability in world governments, terrorism, frigid winters, the rising cost of fuel, the healthcare situation, obesity, smoking, etc., a real and present danger has emerged - the catastrophic world oyster calamity.
A colossal testament to our wonderful education system. " If it's old, I can't understand it, and if a genius like me can't, then no one else can".
This is just meaningless fear-mongering! The GLBT community must not be cowed by these hypothetical penalties for their deviant behavior, and should proclaim, yea, even celebrate their sexual identities by doffing their tutus and engage in primal lust whenever and wherever they see fit. It would be unseemly for anyone to deny them their civil right of self-expression, and I am certain the authorities would not punish these festive fornicators, lest they risk being called homophobes and bigots, incurring the wrath of Rosie O'Donnell and Barney Frank.
So, feel free to dance and cavort naked in the street, my perverted friends, and rest easy in the knowledge that Qatar will embrace your aberrant lifestyle. Probably.
It's my teleprompter's fault! It's Bush's fault! It's the Tea Party's fault! The Clintons are behind this! It's a conservative conspiracy! I just can't get my message across! The whole world is racist! Wait - that's it! It must be racism! It's because I am biracial, isn't it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Why doesn't Disney just reassign her? Put a Minnie Mouse costume on her until Ramadan is over. A hijab would fit over her head under the big ears and no one would be the wiser and everyone will be happy. Problem solved.
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